🌈🌈Pride Month🌈🌈

I’m 20 years old and a girl and that’s all you need to know for now

[f0lx]

you can only reblog this once

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[heartbeat-reading-group]

yuri kagarin sounds too manly

[headphone-cat]

Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

I fucking forgot that I reblogged this and woke up to some weird shit lmao

[animeadult]

i don’t want real compliments tbh i just wanna hear the most ominous stuff ppl could come up with

[official-cisphobe]

please omg

[rooford13]

Pleaseeeeee

[hystericheavy]

Every piece of Frozen merch ever

*Elsa and Anna standing back to back on either a light blue or purple background with snowflakes, Anna looks innocent with her hands clasped in front of her and Elsa is slightly turned to the side doing the dreamworks face*

[shitpostbot5k]

[heartbeat-reading-group]

Why is everyone crying over a space cowboy robot and please don’t unfollow me for this I have 69 followers

[matryoshka-ren]

Wazzup? It’s ya boiz Sushi and Oumurice being hecking gay

[chromolume]

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

[the-last-punbender]

This is the opposite of a recipe blog

[dirt-block]

[hymnsofheresy]

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

[hymnsofheresy]

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

[natashatroyka-deactivated201902]

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

[hymnsofheresy]

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

The French counting system gets to 69 and then it’s just like fuuuuuuuuuuuck you.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This just in: French people can only count to 69

[slowjamastan]

RB if you’re into the following fandoms

Tax Evasion

Heirloom Tomatoes

Respecting Women

Pop flavoured chapsticks in the shape of bottles

[lazydragonslayer]

My brain tumor is back

Yeah. Burn Brian The Brain Tumor 2019. And as always: my most sincere apologies to anyone named Brian. Here's a tiny, unassuming link to my Patreon: https://...

hey y’all should consider supporting simone giertz. i wouldn’t really mention it but she had a brain tumor back in may and underwent brain surgery to have it removed, and unfortunately it’s come back. she’s an amazing engineer who really just tries to do her best to make robotics and engineering more fun and accessible, and it just kills me to think that she has to go through all this shit again.

[shucktsubo]

This is the woman who makes all the videos of robots doing things badly, like trying to pour milk on cereal and getting it everywhere! Please support her!!

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

[technicallyoneofakind]

Not Halloween but, okay. 

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

[tahthetrickster]

im going to dismantle this dashboard update board by board

[tahthetrickster]

i cant believe its been 5 years since the original post and now i have to dismantle this dashboard update board by board aGAIN

[loveallcute]

Miles asked “What’s a Comic Con?” not because he’s not nerdy enough, but because it’s not called Comic Con in his universe. (Obviously Peter B’s universe is ours)

[emptyjunior]

Miles: oh you mean dash con?

Peter: