[bobacupcake]

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

[pinkieperil]

And the next step…

[systlin]

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

[yamino]

This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!

-Yamino

P.S. Shoutout to my wife @summerlightning for helping me bounce off ideas and editing the text!

Edit: This comic has sequels!

(Part 2)

(Part 3)

[yamino]

This comic has been making the rounds again on Facebook and other mediums lately. If you enjoy it, please reblog it from me and don’t repost! 💚💙

[prokopetz]

The thing that’s funny and relatable about Luigi isn’t that he’s a coward, it’s that he’s a coward with no sense of scale. He reacts to literally everything with exactly the same level of oh-gee-I-dunno apprehension, whether it’s hearing a noise in a dark house at night, or coming face to face with a world-devouring horror. This is more or less the root of his self-esteem problems; he’s the universe’s second-greatest warrior and doesn’t realise it because as far as he’s concerned, being scared of a spider in the bathroom and being scared of Cthulhu are the same thing – he just totally lacks the necessary context to appreciate that managing to grit your teeth and deal with the second one is any sort of achievement. It’s all spiders in the bathroom to him. He’s equally terrified of everything, and that makes him invincible.

[prokopetz]

My favouite thing about this post is all the folks in the notes who are inexplicably in absolute denial that this could possibly be about the green dude from the Super Mario series.

[bimiplier]

Wait who the fuck is this about

[prokopetz]

The green dude from the Super Mario series.

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

u kno when sometimes ur like i should sleep now but ur heart is like no girl its time for u to hurt

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Knight rescues princess from dragon

Level 2: Princess rescues knight from dragon

Level 3: Princess rescues dragon from knight

Level 4: Dragon rescues princess from knight

Level 5: Dragon and princess receive couples counseling to address pathological need to be involved in rescue scenarios; knight starts bakery

[wetwareproblem]

They’re consenting adults, stop kinkshaming.

[prokopetz]

A female dragonborn paladin with the noble background is the ultimate switch: she can be the knight, the princess or the dragon, as circumstances require.

[grazztthedark]

I’m imagining a scenario where, through a series of misunderstandings, she’s hired to rescue herself from herself. 

[rabidpeep]

Priest: “Sir Aldes of Mosley, the church has evidence to suggest that the Princess Miranda of Foxley has been kidnapped by Firefang the Ruthless. Will you rescue her on behalf of His Holiness?”

Sir Miranda Aldes, born in Foxley, honorarily knighted in Mosley as a Black Knight after winning a jousting tournament, who’s rebellious teenage nickname was Firefang: “So, about all that…”

[dancing-cockroaches]

:(

[queerunicornofmars]

where did you find a test to do this?

[dancing-cockroaches]

https://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/

[monzterzack]

[prokopetz]

I suspect certain audiences may have an unintended advantage here.

[smadge1]

[nickigrants]

i hate movie snobs who act like the only good movies are old classics and feats of artistic genius. if i am entertained all the way through a movie, it’s a good movie. that’s it. those are my standards.

[moniquill]

[jpechacek]

Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.

[we-are-guildmaster]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

[probsjosh]

What the hell even is the this post

[goys2men]

It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known

[fozzie]

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

[digilici]

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

[the-bi-turtle-deactivated202004]

doesn’t matter, we already lost

[gaypeopletwitter]

[punibaby]

[slimeysnailfriends]

pat shell gently and receive slime

[thank-goodness-its-friday]

11/10 product design

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[heckifiknowcomics]

[neurotypical-karen]

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.