[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[sofarsofastmp3]

"Have a wonderful day today. . . I think we'll be back tomorrow."

Ann Patchett, "These Precious Days" | 588771

(to quote @trickortanger happy 20 years of love and friendship to all who celebrate! sorry im a little late to the party)

[normal-horoscopes]

THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

[skytouches]

“Finally, Some Concrete Career Advice” by Natalie Shapero, published by The Rumpus

[punksalmons]

let's play international hockey (again) with mama

[teratocrat]

grits teeth. none of you are playing tuoys correctly. here, give me the princess doll. since apparently none of you can be trusted with her. i'm going to make her do something truly nauseating.

[rosepetal444-deactivated2026020]

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

[bobbato]

[colloidalamber]

wait i dont give a fuck

[senatortedcruz]

“Did the journal factory explode?” Yes because I bombed it. #PutYoBusinessOnTheInternet

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyaru-tau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[oedipalrivalry]

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

[mmilhouse]

[jareckiworld]

Tan Mu — Large Hadron Collider "2" (oil on linen, 2025)

[heartcritic]

trevor zegras gods light will not shine upon you

[newvision]

— James Baldwin from Giovanni’s Room (1956)