🔥Queen-Of-Me🔥

Fuck everyone else, I just do me and get that 💲💲💲 smokin for days. 😋💨

[5tn]

[heartonforone]

😍😍🤩

[theweirdwideweb]

[nowhites]

but you let him sit there and do it for 5 whole minutes so. you deserve it

[homofied]

[heartonforone]

Point indeed. Lol

[picture-of-sophisticated-grace]

[saintdollyparton]

This was the most Anna Kendrick-y thing in the whole movie.

[theatremissfit-deactivated20160]

What is Chris Pine even doing with his hand

[boshrocks]

That’s called The Royal Wave and its something he learned on The Princess Diaries 2

[shitpostingfromthebarricade]

[catchymemes]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[invenblocker]

I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute.

[anreill]

[heartonforone]

😂😂😂😂😅😅

[zai-doodles]

yall mark gave me everything I could ever want in a musical himbo

[africant]

We were moving mountains long before we knew we could

[africant]

[heartonforone]

[lostboigoblin]

I just wanna get blitzedd.

[heartonforone]

Me too. 7am hurry pls!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ginweaslay]

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

[heartbeatemoji]

hint: if a person with clinical depression and anxiety says theyre tired …. dont tell them they have no reason to be …. bc guess what….. They Know and Its Shitty

[meowtian]

Louder!!!

[kucala]

I just want to add one thing-

If you have depression or anxiety? you’re not tired for no reason.

You’re tired because you have depression/anxiety.

Not only do they both come with low energy/fatigue as a legit common side effect, but they’re both fucking /exhausting/. fighting your brain all the time? exhausting. adrenaline crashes from anxiety/panic attacks? exhausting. being on edge all the time? exhausting. plus doing things costs /more/ energy when you have those mental illnesses.

You’re not tired for no reason, you’re tied because you have an illness that makes you tired.

[clickbaitcowboy]

Say hello to your Scary Godmother!

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[breelandwalker]

ALL HAIL SANTA CLAWS

[ashilesun]

TIMOTHY GRANADEROS by Jerry Maestas for EUPHORIA. Magazine (Oct, 2019)

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[jaunes-hoodie]

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

[heartonforone]

Yup, its worked so many times. Dogs too

[sassbewitchedmyass]

So, I moved recently. And my new neighborhood is full of kids. I met about 20 of them the day I moved in because they helped me chase down my dog when he got loose and I can already tell you, me and these kids are gonna be besties. They come over to play with my dogs at least once a day. A few little convos we’ve had so far:

(On the day we met)

6yo: My name Kendrick but you can call me KJ cause my friends call me KJ and you my friend now.

~

KJ: I’ll walk your dogs for 5$!

Me: Imma think about it, okay?

KJ: Ok ok, 3$!! But that’s the lowest imma go. What a deal right?!?!

~

9yo: You know my Mama’s got a boyfriend.

Me: That’s nice!

9yo: My grandmama don’t like him cause he ain’t got a job.

Me: Oh.

9yo: Do you got a job?

Me: Yeah.

9yo: *screaming across the yard* GRANDMAMA!! THIS GIRL GOT A JOB!

(I might be her new stepmom, y’all. Idk)

~

12 yo: You ain’t got a man?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: You got a woman?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: It’s just you and these dogs?

Me: Yep.

12 yo: Girllllll! You living the life!

~

9yo: *banging on my back door* HEY!! Open the door!!

Me: *opening the door, freaking out* OMG! WHATS WRONG!

9yo: Nothing. You got a popsicle?

Me: Ummmm...no.

9yo: You want one?

Me:???

9yo: *pulls a popsicle from behind her back* I think you need this.

Me: Thank you.

9yo: Alright. Imma see you tomorrow. Bye!!

Me:...okay

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Protect these kids at all costs

[zapdragon23]

I think you just became a side character in a kids novel