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deleting tumblr for a bit for my mental health. byeeeee

Anyways I think that dean has a bellybutton piercing and the REASON he has one is. Well. When dean was 22 he got white girl wasted at a bar because he was lonely and sad and Sam had just left for college. So he’s sitting at the bar stoically hammering back beers and looking for someone to hookup with bc that’s how he copes with shit. So he starts talking to this girl. But she’s like. She’s so wasted. And he’s wasted. And he finds that he likes talking to her more than he likes the idea of fucking her. So they hang out. Dean switches from beer to mojitos and then he switches from mojitos to what is perhaps too many sex on the beaches. And then the girl brings him back over to her friends. And they’re doing shots and karaoke in this horrible Midwestern dive bar and then one of the girls is like I wanna get my belly button pierced. Because it is 2001 and EVERYONE wants a bellybutton piercing. So they all stumble down to the piercing/tattoo parlor just down the block that’s open super late to take advantage of poorly made drunken decisions. And the girl (her name is Theresa) says I’m scared. Idk if this is a good idea. And dean (white knight extraordinaire) is like no it’ll be fine. Look, I’ll get mine done and go first, and then I’ll hold your hand when it’s your turn. So dean gets his bellybutton pierced while surrounded by a bunch of sorority sisters. For $20. Theresa holds his hand. Theresa also calls him brave, and it makes him visibly blush, even though he’s so drunk his whole face is already tomato-red and hot to the touch. And then dean holds Theresa’s hand when she gets hers done, and when the girls call it a night dean gets swept up in it and ends up crashing in a strangers bed. He wakes up at the bottom of a four person monkey pile with his bellybutton throbbing something fierce. And then he goes back to the hotel room he’s renting out with John and he locks himself in the bathroom and he touches the little piece of metal and tries to convince himself to take it out. But every time he looks at it he remembers how it felt to be part of something good. How it felt when Theresa held his hand. How it felt to wake up having gotten exactly what he wanted without giving anything up for it. And John isn’t back yet. So he pulls the crumpled-up aftercare packet from his back pocket and mixes up a cleaning solution with tap water and half-dissolved rock salt.

He still has that piercing at 42. Somehow. He had to buy a new stud for it, but the hole was still there after cas rescued him from hell. And like. Maybe he starts going to bed shirtless a little more often, just because cas likes to stare at it, and dean likes being stared at. Maybe he starts wearing a crop top in the comfort of his own home. Maybe he swaps out the plain silver stud for something a little more dangly. Maybe he’s out at a bar one day, and he orders a sex on the beach and laughs and says funny story. So this one time,

themauvesoul

cannot BELIEVE I forgot to mention this but cas is in fact obsessed with deans bellybutton piercing. He caught a glimpse of it exactly once and he was indescribably horny abt it for YEARS. key feature in many of his sexual fantasies. after they get together dean n cas r doing some post coital cuddling and cas is just laying there fiddling with deans bellybutton piercing. blissfully. afterwards he cuts the bottom half off all deans ugly ass tshirts with a manic sort of glee.

themauvesoul

@enby-dean SOOOOOO true. sam doesn’t believe dean until dean pulls up his shirt and shows his bellybutton piercing off and then Sam is just sitting there like oh my god. You had a bellybutton piercing for the last 20 years and I never noticed. Do I even know you????? And then he has the sort of crisis we all go thru when we realize that actually we don’t really know our parents.

#spn #changed my bellybutton piercing yesterday it made me think of this post lol #had to seriously hunt through my liked posts to find it...

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Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery

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Why don't you ask my new vagina...

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if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

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@kittybroker how much for this funky fella?

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horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

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affirmations for bus drivers: i am sexy and necessary for society to function 💞 ten minutes is not that late 💞 i can fit through that gap 💞 the passengers don’t need to sit down before i blast away from the bus stop 💞 i can take this turn as fast as i want 💞 twenty minutes is not that late 💞 everyone on this bus desires me carnally 💞 thirty minutes is not that late 💞

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#art #i 💗 lesbians

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PLEASE tell me you guys see the vision

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

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can see the pores on that thang

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Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

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WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.