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i’m so used to how my cats behave that i forgot rudy doesn’t have low light vision like them, so i’ll come out of my room after dark and turn on my phones light and there will just be a pig in the middle of the room who, from his perspective, thinks i just fucking teleported in front of him and this happens and he’s always VERY startled

lesbx

artist rendition of an event that happens nightly

eggco

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

melissa-benoists

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

theultradork

The best part is the story behind it. After Edgar Wright stormed off the project, this movie almost got canceled. It took Peyton Reed literally finishing it with his crew in a single year, and Paul Rudd contributing on the writing to get it done within the deadline. And apparently, because they had to rush production ON a reduced budget no less, the effects weren’t even close to done by the time they had to put out Trailers and TV spots, and most of what was finished, or near done, had to be used in the theatrical spots. So Rudd and Douglas here supposedly came up with this idea, on the spot, as it would at least get people talking and avoid reusing too many of the same shots.

urbanfantasyinspiration

They accidentally hit the precise vein of our generation’s comedy

tribute-to-nothing

srsfunny

Couldn’t you just pause it

usedkarma

oh my sweet summer child

helthehatter

Couldn’t you just pause it???😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

esteicy-blog

COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

madamslayyy

Pause?!?!

PAUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?

nickidub718

Pause???? 😂😂😂😂 Oh man, how old is this poor kid?

dramaqueeenamby

PAUSE?????

legacytwinb34

Pause?!?!??!!?

canigetsomeumm

Did cable TV not have a pause option like it does now?

zalrb

gilmorescreencaps

shejla24

nowhites

same energy

vivalatinamerica-deactivated201

can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

cmonandhauntme

babyanimalgifs

This is Maya. Her owner built her a luxury cabin so that people passing by can say hello and even talk to her while he’s at work.

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parksanrec-deactivated20171215

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

dreamjerky

chewbacca

yellowpoet

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought