I can still make explosions.

I'm Heather. 25 free spirited

[rylandsgrace]

The similarities are uncanny...

[marisatomay]

what this tells me is knives out 3 is getting a full theatrical release

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[wander-in-arda]

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

[archosaurians]

it’s been weeks but everytime I put my car in reverse I think about this post. i thought nge couldn’t damage me further

[filmgifs]

Can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joined hands that finally lifted Maria’s curse? I’d like to think so. But there are some things I know for certain: always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can. Sandra Bullock as Sally Owens in Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

[glowest]

by rosieroff

[broken-academia]

we need to pray for these people so badly

[ms-newvegas]

This is a good time for a really mean meme I’ve been thinking of

[ms-newvegas]

[bestyouuniveristy]

Shoutout to the ones who have recognized their toxic traits and are tying their best to unlearn them.

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

ngl bro if your device is putting out so much radiation its causing the camera footage to do that i dont think aluminum foil is going to shield you

[schlaflosewurst-deactivated2022]

GO WHITE BOY GO!

[eighth-order-simulacra]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

he cast the spell of "shut up your noisy neighbor"

[pricklydyke]

[anxietyproblem]

[chrrispine]

New Year, New Gifs Challenge Day 11: Parallels

Shrek + Film References

[jezabaeddel]

the films on the right are all referencing shrek

[emptyxhead]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

genuine props to this publication for finding such a stark, simple, provocative way to say... all of it

[normal-horoscopes]

Senator with a child bride voice: "the LGBTs are grooming our children."

[valtsv]

new tarot card "fuck your entire life" and its a guy being attacked by devils and flaming skulls and wild animals and screaming and fire everywhere

[valtsv]

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

For people with anxiety about filing taxes, here’s what things that happen when you make a mistake on your tax return:

- it gets corrected

- you get a letter in the mail either asking for some additional information or a letter showing the adjustment

- you pay the amount (there’s options for payment plans too!) or get a refund

Things that do not happen

- you’re “in trouble”

- you are charged with fraud

- you go to jail

I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, it’s worth it

[alex51324]

Annual reblog of this important information.  

The thingy above where you sign your tax form says that you’ve filled it out to the best of your ability.  “Sir, I am a dumbass” is 100% a valid defense

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

if you were a drink what would you be

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

everyone’s like “bleach” or “sewage” please calm down edgelords

[genvy]

men will literally

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

The rituals are actually not that intricate