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scottandhiskind

Sometimes Reddit is hilarious:

rylandsgrace

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

ok that has been enough historical events for at least the rest of the decade me thinks

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

ok maybe one more 👑 ⚰️ 🥳🥳🥳

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

ultimatebottom69

tinyanxioushamster

sashisashi-deactivated20230314

Everyone knows that Prince Phillip naturally crumbled to ash due to gravity.

thatswingfromnaruto

memes you could absolutely show to a medieval peasant

reallyreallyreallytrying

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

blackyjo

neioo

GIVE AWAY!!

The “Are We Humans” series is one that explores the complex world of Nations and what it truly means to be a human. The series follows the consequences of the actions Prussia takes during the Second World War, leading up until modern times. While the stories are very plot-driven, there are still ships, mainly rochu, ameripan, fruk, frying pangle, and fragrant kimchi. If you want to read the series online, they will remain on AO3.

I started daydreaming about the series in 2012 and here we are. Again. This give away to celebrate me reformatting the novels and being very happy with their improved quality. If I could pluck the other versions out of people’s hands, I would, but I’ll have to settle for this :P

I will be giving away these three copies FOR FREE!

Rules: reblogs and likes of this post are like raffle tickets. You can reblog it as many times as you want. If you’re the only person that interacts with this, congrats you win :P I’ll use a randomizer to pick the winner

RAFFLE OPEN STARTING FROM TODAY APRIL 2, 2021, TO APRIL 12, 2021, 6 PM (EST).

(If you’re interested in purchasing a copy the forum is here)

Thank you so much ;;

If you’re new to the series, here’s some commissions compiled to give you an idea of it!

lieutkenny

The world isn’t ready for this conversation.

bonni

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

william-snekspeare

happy trans day of visibility, here is a snake. she is visible

gremblim

the boi

incel-moved-deactivated20210803

todaysbird

poverty & poor people = bad

poverty ‘aesthetic’ when it’s rich people = good

gorg-go-gay

hey if youre asian, then you have every right to ignore/tune out current events. its stressful as hell and you dont deserve to work yourself up over this if you dont have the energy.

if youre white, you really gotta make sure youre listening to asian folks. its super scary and its not made any better by you speaking over asian people.

embodiedfutures

Just added a couple dozen #StopAAPIHate and #StopAsianHate petitions, organizations, and donation to our social justice resources under racial injustice! Please share!

gorg-go-gay

RB THIS VERSION!!!

johnnyjoestarrelatable

this is what the queen and prince philip look like

detectivehole

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

detectivehole

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

qqueenofhades

Okay, but just in case anyone is coming to tumblr dot com for my hot takes on 20+ year old kids' movies: Kuzco super WAS gay (or at least coded as such) and of course, I didn't get it until I watched it as a gay grownup.

He is played obviously camp and dramatic, for a start, and there is the aforementioned "hate your hair/not likely/yikes yikes yikes/let me guess you have a great personality" summary dismissal of all his potential brides. Then he spends dinner asking Yzma about Kronk ("so he seems nice? He's what, in his late twenties?") and otherwise being slightly obsessed with him.

Then there is the whole Adventure of Doom with Pacha, him being ever huffy about the Kiss of Life, and then the restaurant gag where Kuzco takes to playing Pacha's fake wife and dressing up in ladies' clothing with great gusto (reinforced by the waitress' "bless you for coming out in public" remark when Pacha says they're on their honeymoon). Then when he is finally de-llamafied, we don't see him paired off with the obligatory girl from the lineup earlier, as might otherwise be expected in a Disney movie. Instead he is still single, but goes to found family it up with Pacha, Chica, Kronk, etc, which dare we remark is a very queer trope.

In short, I have no idea how a Disney movie with no white people (all the characters are Indigenous/people of color), a gay king, cross-dressing jokes, and the most offbeat plot of all time actually ever got made (can you imagine the Family Friendly Mouse doing that today? Let us also talk about Kronk because he is a brilliant deconstruction of both toxic masculinity and the musclebound henchman stereotype.) Other than that this was the Chaos Hour of animated movies in the late 90s/early 2000s, and yes.

So yes. There you have it. I will not be taking criticism at this time.

maru-kaite-chikyuu

the emperors new groove is literally my favorite Disney movie of all time and this is just a GIANT explanation why HEBDBDSBNS