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rainy-days-will-never-end-deact

moral supremacists just can’t stop raping people it’s weird

rainy-days-will-never-end-deact

thespectacularspider-girl

To be fair, you can be put on it for public nudity or urinating in public. But still, the irony is fucking palpable.

concentrated-sunshine-deactivat

Sex with a minor as far as I can tell.

thespectacularspider-girl

Well okay then.

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt

*curb your enthusiasm theme song plays

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt

just learned that he is a sex offender for CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.

twosideman

Top kek

wet-monsoon

part of me believes that if you have a weird kink, it’s tolerable as long as it isn’t like… absolutely disgusting/harmful… but then again, i was just contacted by the notorious Deviantart White Bread Fetish guy who wanted me to draw a plump rich blonde blue-eyed white woman with huge titties stuffing her shopping cart full of white bread and i do have to wonder… how much? how much am i willing to tolerate?

at what point do i just give up?

ishipmyotp

I’m sorry the who now

wet-monsoon

there’s a guy who sends artists vague commission requests, and upon the artist asking what he has in mind he proceeds to send a detailed request about rich women shopping in a grocery store full of expensive wonder bread and overflowing their carts with it

i dunno if any of the artists he ropes in know that it’s a fetish thing but i knew right away. upon reading it i was like “waaaaait this sounds like that one guy from DeviantArt that was obsessed with wonder bread” and, lo and behold,

microsoft-zune

Okay so I looked on the page and apparently this guy is also very interested in busty white women destroying the environment, specifically with chainsaws

garbage-empress

I just realized this guy is probably The Onceler

segasataanshirou

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT THE BOTTOM RIGHT IMAGE IS OF A WOMAN WITH A FUCKING WONDER BREAD CHAINSAW

segasataanshirou

wait a minute isn’t this the guy whos commission was REJECTED BY FUCKING SHADMAN

salancholy-deactivated20201117

WHAT

officialfist

THE PLOT FUCKING THICKENS

brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2

What the fuck do you have to ask for to make Shadman back the fuck up?

pinkestpunk

Hey yeah I actually know this guy, and like, have talked with him.

joyfulattic

please share your conversation with him or something like i desire to know what kind of guy he is

pinkestpunk

He absolutely was not just a normal guy with a weird kink. This shit was his life pretty much.

He had lots of talk about consumerism, slavery, and capitalism and why there were all good things. Almost to the point of a religion to him. He tried talking to me about his commission of a comic of, I believe, Asami cutting down a rainforest and industrializing it, and like weird undertone of loving sandwhiches. Everything he talked about in this aspect came down to sandwhiches with him.

He has spent thousands of dollars if not more on commissions for Asami abusing Korra

Asami owning a sandwich factory and slave labor

Blonde women own sandwhich factories and cutting down large expanses of forests

And the list goes on to other really strange stuff, but none of it inherently sexual

The only time I’ve known something sexual was his commission for shadman, which was, to the best of my memory, him asking Shadman to draw Korra and Asami abuse porn with like focus on Korra having a limp dick, that’s the most I remember from the screenshots he showed of his conversation with shadman, which he did show off and talk about how unprofessional shadman was for refusing to draw his commission.

The way he fucking talks is just something mind blowing to see a man this far stuck in his own little hole.

On a more dark and serious subject, he has been fired from his job and possibly disowned from his family for this kinda stuff. He talked about assaulting, sexually assaulting, and insulting the race or sexuality of his coworkers. People caught on he was kinda fucked up, and emailed his boss over that stuff and got him fired. I got to watch as he complained about it and the entire forum that he was on talking about it blew up for a good solid 2 hours over how fucked up this guy is for thinking he did nothing wrong, and him insulting everyone. It was absolutely bonkers.

Please do not give Murrlogic commissions, his money isn’t worth being associated with this man. Over all he is a very disgusting person and while it’s fun to point and laugh, he is really not someone who should be given the time of day.

aj-lethal

hoooooly fuck that’s like 9 layers of batshit

mamizouofficial

Shit…. talk about a fuckin rabit hole worth of crazy…

wellillbedamned

I looked up this murrlogic guy and

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

sonicmoviecritical

stop the ride i want to get off

nericurlsnsfw

If it’s enough to scare Shadman away I can’t even look at it

topographicocean

Making my way downtown,

Walking fast

this-is-cthulhu-privilege

@liquid-greyshades if you like this ur a pedo

opalsilkmoth

I don’t think you understand what a pedophile is

this-is-cthulhu-privilege

I’m making a funny about the neogaf mod who said that anybody who liked this character was a pedophile, that she was a “loli”, and referred to anybody who likes anime as a pedophile.

He then got arrested for possession of child porn.

heavens-herold

A guy I know once accused me of being a pedophile because according to him Mercy from overwatch looked 12.

actegratuit

ANGELARIUM: THE ANCIENT, COSMIC DIVINITIES OF PETER MOHRBACHER

dainslefsblog

Love this guy, he’s done the art for some of my favorite Magic cards.

hominishostilis

I got my Zombie Apocalypse card signed, forgot my Grimgrin at home 😭

year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

hominishostilis

Because shaming dudes for even DARING to be EVER mildly insecure about ANYTHING in a society that regularly shames men who step out of their gender roles is TOTES gonna help, YEP.

Or was this just another attempt to stroke each other’s egos because you’re insecure.

You know what my least favorite thing is? Idiotic muppets, desperate for notes, who make posts about things literally every other fucking person does, but then tacking on “white straight men” and acting like it’s just the funniest thing you’ve ever heard.

My best buddy in middleschool? Super insecure about his masculinity - probably had something to do with him actually being gay, but that didn’t come out until later. Anyway, he’d say or do things like this, a lot. And people picked up on it, and constantly made fun of him for doing “manly things”, saying he was just compensating. When he finally did come out, it got worse. Because the truth was that sure, he was gay, but he wasn’t the flamboyant kind - he was just dude who liked dudes, loved Mortal Kombat (and kicked my ass at it regularly), and was insecure, GOD FORBID. Probably depressed too, but after years of being teased the guy locked down like a bank vault. Never could get him to talk about it. We moved away when I was about 12, we kept in touch as much as we could but over the years I guess it got harder.

He stuck a gun in his mouth and killed himself two years ago. His three year old brother found him.

You don’t know shit about that guy walking into your store. You don’t know shit. You don’t know who he is, or where he’s at, or what he’s dealing with - but hey, he’s a dude, and he’s “straight”, so have at’em right? HUR HUR.

Scream for days about never ever ever ever ever putting a girl down or making her feel like shit, but you’ll make 60 posts a week like this, won’t you? Fucking pricks.