He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother

a comedy blog unlike any other... that is... IF you ignore the similarities that this blog has to all the other blogs on tumblr....  

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As a reminder, if you're black this is a gun free zone. Thank you-The Sacramento Police Department

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That moment when you realize the only difference between Russian meddling in US elections and US meddling in other countries including Russia is that...US meddling is, funnier??

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Due to the overwhelming success of the Black Panther movie, Disney has revised and reshot the upcoming standalone Han Solo movie and retitled it “Lando”.

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The top baby name for African Americans in 2019...T'Challa followed closely by Killmonger.

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It’s funny that our national anthem has an uncensored version and a damn radio edit.

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#Halloween #fear #devil #satan #trump

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The entire courtroom is like:

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Hey- did you know that I’m one of the writers behind @trillasstrailers ???? What do you mean you don’t know what the Hell Trill Ass Trailers is????? Ok, Im a little upset but at least I can present you with the opportunity to follow us on IG, FB and YouTube! Check out our hysterical reviews of the latest movie trailers hosted by the Pre-eminent black nerd @steelyken!

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A black Muslim police officer shoots and kills a white woman in Minneapolis. I'm guessing this will not be a Blue Lives Matter rally.

#bluelivesmatter #endpolicebrutality

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A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far Away... Padme Amidala miraculously survived the childbirth of her twins Luke and Leia. She was estranged from their father for over 19 years. We find Lord Vader who has just received a letter from the Planet Naboo Child Support Services patiently waiting on hold to get his arrears amount. Child Services Rep: Thanks for holding Mr. Skywalker... Darth: It's, its...Vader. Lord Vader. CSR: Uh, ok. Well that amount is 26 million Imperial Credits. Darth: For both? CSR: Each. Darth: NOOOOOO!

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Alternative Facts Alert: "We’ve got to keep our country safe. You look at what’s happening in Germany. You look at what’s happening last night in Sweden. Sweden, who would believe this?" He forgot to mention what's happening in Narnia, the Valley of Shadows, the Land of Oz...and oh yeah the now infamous Bowling Green, Kentucky, where the most unreported and unreal terrorist massacre took place.

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The Zookeeper’s Wife, another Jewish holocaust movie coming soon. Enough is enough! Am I right, Jewish version of Snoop Dogg??

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The Postmaster General, an office that predates the US Constitution and first held by Benjamin Franklin. It assumed a lot of power and influence in the political realm and was a notable cabinet member over a hundred years ago. The very first non male in history was just put in the position under President Obama's term and the biggest thing she's done is sign off on the new Wonder Woman stamp. Ahhhh, progress!

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As we close out Black History Month 2016, we'd like to salute our aboriginal family for their strong African features, blond hair and blue eyes which has influenced many black American entertainers and athletes throughout the years.

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