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notallmensheviks

Inside the important job of keeping poop puns, dick jokes, and hate speech off California’s roadways

absolutely incredible journalism

bisexualwario

doubleca5t

California DMV says MILF rights

themysteriousmurasamecastle

cannot wrap my head around this one

encoffin

bpd-entity

it’s not a real party until you sneak away to the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror haha

rootmode

me: learns something absolutely cursed i wish i could unlearn

me, texting a friend: hey guess what i just found out

theartofanimation

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foodchewer

live laugh lasagna

ex-quisit

funnymemes-and-kinkydreams

chekplaysminecraft

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

ice-block

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

tiny-slime

viostormcaller

This kills me every single fucking time

zevri

(original)

ithelpstodream

the kids are alright.

smartassjen

This is kinda perfect.

glowingangel

if anyone ever tries to tell u that racism/sexism/ableism/etc. are “natural” just show them this video

realityrainfall

Those two that just could not come up with any differences! They were like “we both got glasses, both got these red sweaters, maybe we’re different heigh- nope we’re the same height… well shit we’re perfectly the same!”