[angelhive]

if my son is stealing pies off windowsills its because i taught him to do that bitch 

[pyomorphic]

I’m in a nascar pit crew my job is to step up to the drivers side window and give the racer a kiss on the lips while the rest of the crew is changing the tires

[niedopalek]

[fousheezy]

GenZ bullies be like

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[pissvortex]

it’s cool that trump hires the dumbest white supremacists in the world to run his campaign for him

[fivetail]

bitch you lack so much class marx declared you a utopia

[shingojira]

[densleyworriedtheiii]

Hmm.. I wonder what got then to start the study. Was it the protests? The quarantine? The fact that most of us won’t be able to afford a home, to retire, to travel ever?

Was it the murders, the pandemic, the natural disasters, the human disaster that is the government right now?

If course we’re fucking unhappy

[shingojira]

It’s because Roblox is down

[hdot-mokoriri]

My weight is 1g.

僕の重さは1gだよ

[radiofreeslowzone]

cant stop thinking about this. his weight is 1g.

[beatyouup1-deactivated20201010]

[radiofreeslowzone]

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

[horrorofthebeast]

[hungwy]

if i were an amoeba id be like fuck yes i love this.  im contracting my vacuole. im inching towards bacterias. and now im dissolving a nutrients ❤

[nudygoon]

[losersnake]

@heck-with-me

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

okay i just realized they meant "fascist" and not atleast 2 other words i can think of that are funnier

[ovur]

We're neutral towards your pussy. We could take it or leave it.

[ovur]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

Because I keep getting messages from people who didn’t google it.

[gemstone-gynoid]

[anarcho-gamerist]

[lavvender]

[landofwindandthrowingshade]