Lame.

Sam | 21 | Mostly a neurodiversity blog, with some LGBT, 420, and fandoms mixed in

[calocera]

[spicypsychosis]

All my childhood friends got hot and I got mentally ill

[nootnootyoufish-deactivated2016]

YO PSA!!! If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. EDIT: Shit! I might have to make a new account. This is screwing up my tumblr and one of my side blogs has been deleted.

[venneccablind]

Too bad I didnt see this sooner. If you get some random message from me guys, heres a thing.

[amyadzuki]

I will never send you guys a suspicious short link, and if it smells like clickbait don’t click it!

[drumshoww]

IF YOU EVER ACCIDENTALLY CLICK ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS,

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IMMEDIATELY.

IT COULD SAVE YOUR ENTIRE TUMBLR.

[autter-pop-old]

The times when I’m happiest, I look the most autistic.

Flapping and rocking and bouncing and tapping with the biggest smile physically possible on my face because I’m so happy I can hardly contain myself! I need to movemovemoveMOVEMOVEMOVEMOVE!!!

Which is why I can only be that happy when I’m alone. Other people don’t see it as happiness, they see it as something to make fun of or be concerned about. Or me pretending to be someone I’m not. I don’t like that.

I don’t like the wave of shame and embarrassment whenever I hand flap in public. I don’t like the way that all I can do when I hear someone use autistic as an insult is start shaking and want to escape. I hate it. I want to be me and I want to defend our community of wonderful people. But I just. Can’t.

That’s just the way it is I guess.

[neoperks]

[dirtyhippiie]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.

[curiooftheheart]

Really three because I also had to read OP’s name

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

[grxnk1d]

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

[gaynfl-moved]

yesterday at the store, i said “babe” to get my girlfriends attention and like four women who aren’t my girlfriend looked at me and the lesbian power fjrjfndmsmzksp

[gaynfl-moved]

i said it again at the bar and the bartender turned like i was talking to her djfnfjdndkdjd

[gaynfl-moved]

FJNRFINFENDMSLWKDJEN YOU ARENT WRONG

[heckin-sam]

Anyone else’s Facebook news feed doing this bullshit?

[probablynot404]

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

[itsaubreylmfao]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

[lbyrinth-deactivated20210324]

FUCK

[badkidgorgug]

This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”

[mysharona1987]

[danielhowell]

in other news i’ve decided i want to be a vampire.

[the-letter-why-in-parenthesis]

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

[evilvvitch]

I refuse to believe any of these are real

[taibhsearachd]

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

[mrrrjjjreblog]

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’m writing a list of the people who are often mentioned in submissions on this blog because people dream about them a lot, so far I got:

-Seth Everman

-Barack Obama

-Donald Trump

-Danny DeVito

-Markiplier

-Satan

-Brendon Urie

[oysters-aint-for-me]

each of these figures represent one of the seven deadly sins

[one-time-i-dreamt]

who is who?

[badyell]

They’re all lust

[lollytea]

wearing shorts with a hoodie is such a gay and dumbass move. like are you hot or cold bitch???

[lastoneout]

its cute

[lollytea]

[rory]

good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

[rory]

this is facebooks only contribution to society. the ability to make events to stop the weather