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If there was a Qifrey mod for Stardew Valley that made him a character/marriage candidate I would literally start a new farm and begin all over again. Not because I like him more than I like my current husband (Suguru Geto; also a mod) but because he just belongs in Stardew Valley, on a deeply spiritual level. Put that man on the farm with me

#i would buy stardew valley to marry qifrey and live on a homestead with him #hell i would pay money for the mod too #he belongs there

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let's listen to the boiling rains

#gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous #the owl house

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shhhh... they're sleeping!

inspo pic below the cut :)

#d20 #fantasy high #the bad kids my beloved <3 #they are so best friends it kills me dead

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oops all adaine

#d20 #fantasy high #adaine o'shaughnessey my beloved <3 #its o'shaughnessey because i Say So. anywayzzzz shes perfect

fella-lovin-fella

imagine youre maya jayashtri. you've had a long day and there's 7 minutes left til the store closes, when two middle aged gentlemen, carrying a basil plant and a single sweet potato and who are obviously in a fight make small talk at your register. they say they're new in town, that they bought your partner's childhood home from the shitty company that stole it from her.

you finish up your work and meet them outside. you insinuate that they're a couple and one of them starts screaming at you to watch your mouth. you apologize and they snort a line of coke from the handlebar of their broken electric scooter.

they tell you they want to improve this town and they have nine (9) buses. you have to see it to believe it so you follow them home.

you get there and see that they do in fact have nine buses, as well as an additional four roommates. you ask what their relationship is and they reply "dual male income household" and "San Fransisco," as if that means anything.

they invite you to hang out sometime but tell you that they have just moved and have no furniture, but you can meet them at the bar they somehow already co-own. before you leave, one of them runs at a superhuman speed and tears off the height chart from the wall of your partner's childhood home.

#city council of darkness #d20

okay yeah. fine. witch hat atelier got me. it fucking Got Me dude. and also my brother and sister. and i love qifrey so much. Fine

yourfavesaysfag

Eda clawthorne from the owl house says fag

Edalyn "Eda" Clawthorne from The Owl House says fag!

#yeah i believe that #‘oh the boiling isles doesnt have homophobia’ okay but what if she said slurs. as a treat.#what if my wife said slurs <3 #the owl house

unseenbox

Wait you're telling me that people think ally beardsley and lou wilson don't know what queercoding is and did the entire vampire/queer metaphor entirely by accident.

Really? Smh smh.

#d20 #city council of darkness #i love them <3 #idc if they date or end up friendship breaking up or just. even closer even more homoerotic friendship/business partners #i just think theyre so fun and they work together so well and clearly know each others ins and outs #like that is the exact kind of character relationship i love. i want to see where ally and lou take it #anyways yeah queer coding of monsters/in this case vampires is well trodden road but it should always be tread more #and ally and lou and their awful little business partners are doing a great job of it

fizzledlines

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#my son my darling my baby boy #ourghhhhhhhhhh #the owl house

ominous-signs

Found this yesterday, does it count?

Official ominous sign

everyday i forget that Timothy the frog is not a large well known cultural icon spanning the entirety of the internet and is in fact actually just a me thing. and sometimes i get my friends into it

#textpost

radinea

I struggled with picking a color palet but I'm happy with the result 🎉🧚‍♂️

#my wife <333 my spouse <3333333 i love raeda #an ee wayz great great colors here love them a lot #the owl house #raeda

ominous-signs

Found this yesterday, does it count?

Official ominous sign

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ask game!

making an ask game purely out of boredom

if you had to dye your hair, what colour would you pick?

in an emergency, who would you call?

favourite scent and why?

who is a role model in your life, real or fictional?

three people you wish you could meet?

would you rather be permanently moving/on the road, or live in the same place for your whole life?

describe a dream you had recently

favourite accessory you own?

how would you survive an apocalypse or at least attempt to?

dream pet?

song you listened to in childhood?

how do you show affection (this can be platonic or romantic)?

favourite film?

piece of media that left a lasting impact on you?

any “paranormal” or unexplainable experiences?

favourite type of chocolate?

drink of choice?

a compliment you’ve received?

best gift you’ve gotten?

dream car?

describe a nightmare you’ve had?

favourite time of day/night?

a hobby you tried but didn’t stick with?

movie or tv show you want to watch?

dream room?

share one outlook you have on life?

a favourite lyric?

favourite way to spend time alone?

share an adventure you went on?

what are your opinions on the person asking?

cainstellan

ahem ahem

crane-mythos

pleaseeee

everybidenjusthavegoodtime

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

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my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.

i said maybe

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World Heritage Post

saintofwhimsy

i feel very strongly about butch kristen. i’m imagining fig helping her cut her hair the summer going into senior year. kristen’s hands not being able to stop rubbing the freshly shaved sides whenever she’s nervous.

her experimenting with her wardrobe more and so ragh, fabian, and gorgug all give her some of their old clothes. kristen especially loves the old flannels gorgug gives her because they’re like a warm hug.

she starts reading up on lesbian, specifically butch, literature. sometimes adaine will read it to her while kristen is busy working out.

then of course, when kristen’s parents see her new look for the first time they weep and cry and are angry. but kristen doesn’t care, because everything finally feels so right

i don’t know how i missed this ask but i am obsessed with this and your mind. butch kristen is truly so darling to me and i think she would feel a lot of things while learning about queer culture and how beautiful and varied it is. stealing her friends clothes and turning old shirts into muscle tanks that show off her muscles more. refusing to shave and letting her body hair grow in a way that feels so much more natural than it used to.