Hedgehog Knight

|| He/Him/His || trans guy || Queer || has sleepy time bitch disease ||

[flowersinoctober]

what is stranger things about?

[destinysfosterchild]

how three American teen boys somehow have a 900 dollar lace front in their costume trunk and it is laid mama

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[planeyboys]

Lugia chewing undersea cables

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Our age of Peanut Butter Jelly Time is collapsing

[megafaunabracket]

Tumblr's Favorite Soda Bracket Winner's Finals

Dr. Pepper VS Jarritos Mandarin

Dr. Pepper

Jarritos Mandarin

Voting ended on5h

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think that now I’m one of those evil people in the movies that thinks an AI can’t be a person. I’m the guy saying that your robot girlfriend isn’t real. They’re gonna kill me during the matrix wars.

[railroadsoftware]

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I guess theyre doing 3 Stooges blogging on my dash now

[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

[thecactifindahome]

[missstrogen]

the trumbet. bwaaaaaa

[c0l0rsp1k3]

[roach-works]

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not half as much as the audio is

[qelflinq]

The pig on my witch is fading away😢

[megafaunabracket]

Tumblr's Favorite Soda Bracket Winner's Finals

Dr. Pepper VS Jarritos Mandarin

Dr. Pepper

Jarritos Mandarin

Voting ended on5h

[wizardpotions]

DOCTOR PEPPER WARRIORS VICTORY IS WITHIN OUR GRASP DONT GIVE UP

[notkatniss]

[drtrinitysantos]

I need to smoke weed with this bitch