this might as well happen

Why they sell horses wit lil dick n nuts in kids at target

[unshrink]

me comforting a friend:

[weloveshortvideos]

[justintaco]

[leighalanna]

[cryptid-sighting]

now you tell me

[sapphic-smite]

@prinncox

[emikovits]

[officialfrenchtoast]

why

[jonbutter]

[deadaccountsorrygaymers]

I still think a lot about that person who paid a guy to make a video to say that their friends jojo husbando was shit

[faizesheifabeleth]

was it this one?

[jyostar]

@moonlandingwasfaked

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[jinkies-binx]

when ur wife just had a baby but ur in an anime english dub

[jinkies-binx]

WIFE: Isn’t he beautiful, hun?

BABY: (super exaggerated child voice) GOO GOO GA GA

HUSBAND: (Vic Mignogna voice) Yeah.

[kyt-online]

wen some1 rly understands u

[scratchingpad]

I need safety goggles

[princess-passion-flower]

so gentle

[cognato]

me: *is born*

me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of,

[shrbrts-deactivated20170709]

anytime i hear someone use the term “man cave” i feel my body sag as it craves death

[pochowek]

its not any better than boy pussy tbh

[pochowek]

may or may not be misinformed on what a man cave is

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

[cygames]

ＩＴＳ ＪＯＫＥ

[matturbated]

you send me a picture of animals doing something cute: look its us!

me: aww *adds your name to list titled Furry Suspects*

[hedgiehiss]

me: *spots a wasp*

me: i am calm, cool and collected. i will not run. i will not yell.

wasp: *comes closers*

me: i am cALM, c-cOOL AND COLLECTED- I AM RUNNINGn I AM YELLING