hello world

I love cats, roller derby, cheese, music and terrible puns.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[parakeet]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

bööls of wa’ah

[dangerhamster]

this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

please listen to this kitten I met today

[naamahdarling]

TRANSCRIPT:

Kitten: BEEPBEepbeepbeepbeepbeep.

People: *surprised and delighted laughter*

[lmpossible-princess-deactivated]

[whyberealistic]

darth vader is just the phantom of the opera in space

[whyberealistic]

fucked up face. wears a cape. super dramatic all the time

[werewolfenstein-deactivated2018]

First of all, how dare you…

[whyberealistic]

always enters rooms to his theme music. really likes choking people. clearly owns a shit ton of strobe lights and fog machines

[whyberealistic]

the Same™

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

I HATE THAT YOU ARE RIGHT FUCK

[viralthings]

We asked the waiter to take a photo of us at dinner

[cooperhoward]

[davostating]

hectorescaton:

At first I wanted to kill him. But now I’m glad I’ve spent the time to get to know him. Yeah, of course he looks delicious with his big red cheeks. But we’ve all got an agreement that we’re not going to eat Stu. Right? Right.

[zombeesknees]

#this is even funnier considering that Stu irl was not even an actor and in fact an actual IT specialist who thought he was  #going out for a job  #and somehow they convinced him to be a part of this movie

[cornchipz-revival]

what how did i never know that ahahahha

[theshitneyspears]

IM THIS PETTY

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

Me as a talkshow host

[bob-belcher]

[catwithbenefits]

Animal Crossing GET OUT

[artemuscain-gamingandbs]

Legend of Zelda GET A FAKE IDENTITY

[werewolfviking]

Donkey Kong IT’S BEHIND YOU

[tiger-thoughts-and-things]

Kirby WE WARNED YOU

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

Best ice cream store ever

[hedgyhobbit]

Irene's text to Sherlock: happy birthday you big gay twink ✨ Have you told him you love him yet? lol better do it soon now that you're getting old 🎈🎂❤️💛💚💙💜💖🎂🎈🏳️‍🌈

[jazz-deactivated20170624]

I’M FLIPPING THROUGH THIS BOOK OF OLD STAR WARS TRADING CARDS AND.

MARK HAMILL LITERALLY JUST ADMITTED THAT LUKE IS GEORGE LUCAS’ SELF INSERT. ITS CANON.

“my character was really george”

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, “REY IS A MARY SUE” NECKBEARDS?

[iandsharman]

I’m always amazed when people don’t realise that a character called Luke S. is a self insert by Lucas.

[deactivatinnnggg-deactivated202]

[weloveshortvideos]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

was she teleported there

[tastefullyoffensive]

[breakfastinanotherland]

Newt Scamander is 99% cinnamon roll and 1% seductive mating dance.

[pumatsols]

[hedgyhobbit]

By me