Misadventures

Rowan // 21 // They/Them // Disaster so behind on everything it doesn't matter anymore

[thefaeryhost]

Sveta Dorosheva  __  XVII, The Star

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[mrdistracted]

5 wizards? Man you need to work on your party composition.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

There’s no rule that says barbarians can’t wear robes and a pointy hat. :D It definitely doesn’t count as armor.

[mrdistracted]

concept, Barbarian who dresses as a wizard and carries a fake wizard staff, so everyone is expecting them to attack with magic. instead they just bash people over the head with the staff.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

Concept: An entire party of non-wizards who all dress like wizards. Monks also have unarmored defense and a fondness for smashing people with sticks! Add in a druid, a cleric, and a warlock with leather armor under the robes and you have a pretty solid party. :D

[mrdistracted]

Or even just characters dressed as the wrong class. Barbarian disguised as a wizard. Wizard disguised as a fighter whose staff/ wand forms the handle of thier weapon.

Ooh, a warlock disguised as a cleric.

A fighter disguised as a bard. Who sings terribly to distract the opponent then just punches them.

[tomhiddletson]

Pride & Prejudice (2005), dir. Joe Wright

[crimsonclad]

We don’t talk enough about how part of Jane falling for Bingley is that he thinks Elizabeth is DOPE AS SHIT and openly loves hanging out with her. Cute nice boy has taken Netherfield at last? Great! Cute nice boy who would legitimately be super stoked if Elizabeth ended up being a spinster aunt who lived with them and taught their children to embroider their cushions very ill indeed as long as she kept laying down sick burns? MARRIAGE MATERIAL.

Post-book Mr. Bingley is ALWAYS excited before parties where Elizabeth will be in attendance, because he knows she is going to make some very unexpected jokes and he will be in STITCHES and also in AWE and yay for loving and supporting at least one of your in-laws.

[geekybibliophile]

@zombeesknees

[ferociousqueak]

#i mean Bingley genuinely LIKES Darcy#they’re a classic combo of golden retriever and aloof dignified cat#so of course golden retriever Bingley is going to meet Elizabeth and go YES GOOD A NEW CAT FRIEND#DARCY COME MEET MY NEW CAT FRIEND#Darcy: HISSS#Elizabeth: HISSS#Bingley: SEE WE’RE FRIENDS

via @pagerunner

[sos-fandoms]

I LAUGHED SO HARD I SAW STARS

[bigfatphallusy]

[kiskolee]

THIS.

[professorbutterscotch]

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

[purplespacecats]

I… fuck.

[casuallystudious-blog]

Yeah, basically.

[avoiding-catatonic-surrender-de]

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

[rosefire]

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

[baronessvondengler]

THE BOLDED

[bixbiboom]

@micaburton: Reani leveled up and made a… dramatic entrance. ✨

Coat: @nicoletters

[jokerous]

MARGOT ROBBIE as HARLEY QUINN in Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)

[dicedungeons-and-dragons]

Tusk Tooth's Treasure (B-Grade)

A variation on the Sunken Treasure design that features a clear glittering base with swirls of bronze, blue, and a pale green instead of the original pale blue. Inked in bronze. This is a B-Grade set and is subject to flaws such as sprew marks, surface bubbles, sanding errors, etc. This set will be available on Etsy for $25.

Etsy shop updates every Thursday at 5pm CDT

[peachysuggest]

there are people in this world you haven’t even met yet who are going to love you so much, so please just hold on because the people who are right for you will find you

[talizorah]

ciri

[mulderitsme]

eist and his hearteyes 😍 for anonymous

[witcherislovewitcherislife]

Eist is the biggest fucking mood.

[aleksander-alina]

The Royal family of Cintra™

Requested by @eclipsediaz (hope you like it)

[waynemunson]

These scars long have yearned for your tender caress…

[tohkyo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjmHhG4ACL1/?

[spadedigsbutts]

You know who you are.

[owob]

i learned things today on twitter dot com

[you-were-made-to-reblog]

[liathwen-slays-dragons-blog]

This is by far my favorite thing in the blooper reel.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[topsydead]

I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.

There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly. Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

when humans go extinct i’m pretty sure elephants will be able to restore our planet’s reputation