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Squalo’s first appearance is bathing in the moonlight while Xanxus is in the shadows with sun rays surrounding him…
WRAP IT UP PEOPLE WHAT OTHER MOON AND SUN IMAGERY DO YOU NEED?
ON THE TOPIC OF XS AND HAIR.
Hair, is important to them, the more obvious and known of the two is Squalo’s hair. His hair being important is common knowledge in the fandom, no matter if you ship them or not.
It is revealed in the story with a panel (or scene) of him making a vow to grow it out until their plan of taking over Vongola is realised.
Squalo continued to grow his hair out for 8 years waiting for Xanxus, knowing the plan would never be realised no matter what they did. Xanxus is unable to rule Vongola because he is illegitimate but still, he waits and fights for him.
He continues to have it long in the Tyl arc, after Xanxus seemingly accepts that he is the Varia boss. We see that Xanxus chooses to strengthen the family in any way he can even if he's in the sidelines (declining Rasiel’s offer), valuing strength over blood ties… instead, Squalo’s hair, like his cut off hand, become a symbol of his devotion to Xanxus rather than a thing that needs to be cut off once their goal is achieved. The difference between a hand that is essential, dominant, and unable to grow back, and hair that only grows, needing to be cut due to impracticality- to be proof of his loyalty is notable to me.
Not only all of that, but, the way Squalo has his hair and treats it also shows how he feels about his vow to Xanxus or Xanxus in general. He has it untied and free- impractical for a man who weilds the sword and fights in close quarters. It proves his strength as a swordsman, bring able to fight and still keep his hair intact, and show it off- despite no one else knowing of the vow.
In the games, Squalo is really protective of his hair. When Dino trips and falls, he moves quickly away and is irritated that Dino had nearly touched his hair. He does let Lussuria touch it, but only because they offer to put nice hair oil on his hair for him. But he lets Xanxus throw things at it, pulls at it, and stains it with things that take three days to wash out.
Blah blah blah, we all know this. Not what I was supposed to be yapping about (shocker). What's more fascinating to me is that after making that vow- he urges Xanxus to do the same.
Who bids Xanxus to do anything? Those words weren't a request, it was more of a demand. And Xanxus doesn't get angry or reject it. Him responding with “heh, worthless” could be interpreted as a rejection, but he follows it up with “will it do that hand you lost in the affair with the emperor any good?”.
Rather than opposing the idea, he pivots- as if in concern or to say that growing out their hair is not going to bring the hand that he lost back (I am surprised he didn't even insinuate Squalo is unfit to follow him because of it) to win Xanxus the title of Varia boss.
The main thing is- Xanxus doesn't deny Squalo. And in my conclusions, he even goes along with it in his own way.
After this, Xanxus suddenly has accessories in his hair. We don't see it in the other flashbacks set before the conversation presumably took place (Xanxus beating up other mafia members, him reading about his illegitimacy, Squalo seeing Xanxus for the first time) but we do see it durring his fight with Nono before he got frozen.
All of this is assumption and speculation (as many things with Xanxus are), but it could be a way to highlight how his hair is now also a symbol of his goal for the Vongola- like Squalo’s hair is. Instead of just growing it out, he adorns it with red feathers, string (the stings are blue…… what else is blue…… not any other colours Xancus?? sus….) and raccoon tails almost to affirm his desire and intimidate anyone who gets in his way.
Xanxus does get frozen so seeing if he would actually grow out his hair is impossible.
But! In tyl, while his hair isn't long, though he did grow it out, he has a section of it at the back of his hair (a rat tail lmao) that is longer, wrapped tightly in a red ribbon with a single blue string attached to it. The abundance of accessories he wore when he was younger decreased, with only a few feathers in addition to the ribbon and string, and no raccoon tail. He doesn't need to scare anyone off anymore because his priorities are now different. Nontheless, Xanxus is reciprocating the vow that Squalo had made. Not as overtly as Squalo is, and like most things- hidden, doing it in his own roundabout way.
So like, we're looking gangsta while holding pens now
dino, who had been watching the relationship between squalo and xanxus from the very beginning, came to one thought: "may a love like theirs never find me"
Why does squalo appear taller than xanxus here
(I kinda see the vision tho)
I immediately have to cleanse my brain with eruri fanart and fanfics whenever I open tiktok bc why does everyone hate eruri over there… “they don’t make sense! This ship is so random! Ugh why can’t men be friends! theyre just coworkers!!!!” like damn why are you guys so angry and annoying and straight up wrong for me, a huge part of eruri’s appeal is the fact that they do make sense precisely because they have an amazing and unique and heartbreaking relationship like ?? Are we watching the same anime?? Did u pick up a different manga??? I even saw a few people being annoying about their age gap which what is there to be mad about these are both men in their thirties I’m ctfu
I think these people are just mad that eruri has so much canon material and that u can’t have erwin’s storyline with levi the same way u can’t have levi’s storyline without erwin lmao
hiii berty :3 what do you think about xs??
Hi Gabe!! I knew you‘d ask about them and yes I will post my art of them soon haha
- I personally looove these two as a ship and they fit very well together! They both are born leaders and represent a part of that.. Xanxus shows how much presence can just make you respect somebody while Squalo makes really smart choices for everyone to succeed. They kind of are like the fathers of that disfunctional family household of Varia.
- While Squalo is yearning for his Boss and really looks up to him, Xanxus shows his respect to Squalo in quiet nods and longer gazes which seems weird to outstanders who would know they‘re a couple, but Squalo knows what it means everytime.
- It‘s not like they‘re soft or very healthy but they work well together and they work like cogs, smooth and without saying a word in almost anything if it‘s serious. But if it‘s not serious? Oh boy. These two scream at each other and Squalo probably is the only person who gets Xanxus to raise his voice without killing him. It scares everyone in the mansion and no one says a word for hours after their screaming session.
- Though Squalo is a born leader just like Xanxus I want to imagine that he likes to give up that control sometimes and he feels so drawn to that angry man that he secretly likes to lean on his Boss’ final decision and that also shows how he likes to be treated by Xanxus.
- Xanxus is a rough man and barely gets to be gentle in anything he does but that is what Squalo actually enjoys, shamelessly! They barely touch each other on a daily basis (Xanxus is chilling in his fancy chair most of the time anyway) but when there is something like making a point clear, grabbing his chin or holding his wrist to stop him from leaving the room it‘s always too much and too strong, it almost hurts from how much grip both of them have on one another but they both like it. It makes them feel something they usually don‘t and that is the touch of a person who is not actively fighting them. That makes them know and feel that they‘re both here and alive.. which is very soft to me!
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- They‘re switches to me and that is very important to both of them. Yeah sure, Xanxus is his boss and all but Squalo has a lot of temper and Xanxus is a really lazy guy when it comes to anything physical
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Katekyo Hitman Reborn is kinda like the Spider-Man of anime.
Do you ever think about how all of the AUs you read about and all of the scenarios you post about are true somewhere in the KHR multiverse. Yamamoto probably plays basketball in one of them. Xanxus might be a softie in another. The Arcobaleno are actually real babies when they get their pacifiers because the pacifiers float to them like some twisted version of the miraculous due to the density of their flames at birth, and then their "cursed" form is turning into adult and now boom pow kachow you've got some fucked up body and mind horror that would be probably played off as a gag until the last three chapters. there's probably a universe where Iemitsu is the househusband and Nana is off in the mafia but pretending to work at an oil rig. like what the hell okay
tsuna will notice at some point that his younger brother is missing, but it will be too late
Watching the Varia arc is all fun and games until you realise Xanxus feels inferior to Squalo and that’s why he’s such an antagonistic and condescending chicken wing towards him.
What opinions on Katekyo Hitman Reborn would put you in this situation?
I'll start: Hibari is a poorly designed character, created solely to attract as many female fans as possible.
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it’s not the most popular opinion, but i think xanxus wouldn't have a problem being attracted to men or being a bottom, not because he's open-minded, but because he's a hedonist and lazy. he doesn't care much about how he gets his pleasure, and he's also not averse to handing over the initiative (with reasonable limits) to someone else so he can get pleasure without extra effort. he's literally like, “i'm not gay, but good sex is a good sex." i also think ninth wasn't too happy about his son's escapades, and that's an added bonus to hanging out in brothels with men and women at the same time
thinking about bottom!xanxus……
amano, i need information about what happened to varia before they attempted a coup. what was the relationship between xanxus and squalo? how did they go on missions? how strong and well-equipped was varia? did they patch each other's wounds? did they sleep next to each other in the barracks because there was no proper quarters for officers yet? did they came up with plans standing shoulder to shoulder at night? what did other families think of the children who led varia? how did they get the bloodiest and dirtiest missions? and how did they carry them out? how did varia work from the inside? did they share meals? how did they find the guardians? how often did they argue and fight? and make up, but no one understands that they made up, everything just went back to how it was before? what was xanxus like before the coup? how did squalo convince him to accept his devotion? what happened in varia before the coup and with these two, amano, i need to know.
amano, i need information about what happened to varia before they attempted a coup. what was the relationship between xanxus and squalo? how did they go on missions? how strong and well-equipped was varia? did they patch each other's wounds? sid they sleep next to each other in the barracks because there was no proper quarters for officers yet? did they came up with plans standing shoulder to shoulder at night? what did other families think of the children who led varia? how did they get the bloodiest and dirtiest missions? and how did they carry them out? how did varia work from the inside? did they share meals? how did they find the guardians? how often did they argue and fight? and make up, but no one understands that they made up, everything just went back to how it was before? what was xanxus like before the coup? how did squalo convince him to accept his devotion? what happened in varia before the coup and with these two, amano, i need to know.
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