my toothpaste is coming out -pksh

yours truly, hehetmonster.

[casualfoxwitch]

[unholyblissafterdark]

[homunculus-argument]

When a small kid decks their shit and starts screaming, it's apparently useful to ask them "are you more scared or more hurt?" because they might actually pause the shrieking to understand that adults might not automatically know what they are feeling, and that they can and should use words to communicate whether they need emotional support or medical attention.

I wonder if it could be applied to tumblr. Asking shrieking people "are you disagreeing with what OP said, or are you mad about the way they worded it?"

[homunculus-argument]

Rules of DIY:

if it's a skill, there's rules you can learn

if it's an art, rules are not your concern

make it fucked up or you won't make it

if it's already broken, you can't break it

anything can be fixed with gorilla glue

except for pleather, and also you

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[hehetmonstrosity]

"I love your freckles!!"

thanks babe, they're overgrown ancient blackheads.

[hehetmonstrosity]

Cement flavored ice cream or whatever Mingi said.

[recuperationdisliker]

i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

[fluffysheeple]

^ surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles

[andaisq]

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: if your regular skincare routine costs more than a new pillow, you should probably replace your pillow.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[homunculus-argument]

The best part of tumblr is that you could make a poll like "how did you find out that the pope just got assassinated?" with different news sources listed and "from reading this poll wtf" as the last option, and watch how 100% of the answers are the last one, because there's no better use for this site than lying recreationally.

[saipng]

don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

[ddeongwifeyy]

I. Am. Not. Fucking. Sane.

SOMEONE SEDATE ME

(Ctto for the photos!)

[guzhufuren]

250609 ATEEZ Yeosang, cr. hugging_99

[seolyoona-archive]

[everythingfox]

She’s so graceful

[aretherebooksahead]

an accurate depiction of tumblr and halloween

[guzhufuren]

ATEEZ Being a Safe Haven for Queer Fans (more)

[hehetmonstrosity]

when i tell you i cried, i really did. four tears rolled down my face, and even though it isn't much they're still tears. you dont understand how happy i am to be an atiny who is also pansexual and hated by most of the people around me.