Why don't I feel alright for the rest of my life?

Carlotta | 21 | Italy

[markantonys]

new school year, new memes

[veliseraptor]

it’s the most wonderful time of the year: the Literary Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award

[clarisimart]

I AM DYING!!! AND THESE ARE ALL WRITTEN BY MEN, PUBLISHED AUTHORS, SO I DON’T WANT NOBODY COMPLAINING ABOUT SEX SCENES WRITTEN BY FANGIRLS EVER AGAIN!!

[thecolorplaid]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

I could watch this all day.

[shipwreckedsamuel]

@d3ath-of-a-strawb3rry

[freshmoviequotes]

The Dictator (2012)

[somewhereinthedetails217]

FUCK.

[thenatsdorf]

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

[anarcho-compass]

Oh, he’s good.

[oparnoshoshoi]

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

[takealookatyourlife]

I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[themaddogofshimano-deactivated2]

If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months.  It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.

[gentlemanbones]

Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.

[actualmontparnasse-blog1]

why does this exist

[ohbellamy]

#get you a friend like rosa diaz #an aesthetic

[petr1kov]

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

[buckyonthelam]

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

[lionlass7]

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

[stephrc79]

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

[lizziekeiper]

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

[goodinthestacks]

get him

[breelandwalker]

SLAAAAAY

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M HOLLERING!

[crow--teeth-side]

[homestucky]

[evolution-incarnate]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i was the most

beutiful poem

but you were

jared, 19

[daminwayne]

[b99thingsv2]

[nolookfive]

happy may 18th!

[codenamekittyhawk]

the best part is you can’t tell if he’s just massively wrong or gina is fucking with him

[montypythonfan]

[the-bluespirit]

John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[keldachick]

[biblically-accurate-soup]

I’m screaming I love them so much

[everythingfox]

This is so dramatic

[chongoblog]

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me: