[toopsy]

being 18+ on this site is so surreal. so many ppl are younger than me. everyone used to be older than me what happened. i am an Adult now i must protect the young ones

[texasenchantment]

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

[cigardoesart]

solidus snake vs raiden!!

[doom-doom-doom]

[zsnes]

[thepowerplumber]

*running down the street screaming at the top of my lungs*

“ DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! DAFFY CUCK!!!!! “

[bearly-dressed]

I came here to shitpost, and shitpost I will.

[gholateg]

[mpregcraig]

they dont tell you which 4 hours though. thats how they get you

[wet-monsoon]

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

[wet-monsoon]

no….. No

NO

[claratyler]

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

[wet-monsoon]

[busket]

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

[creature-enjoyer29]

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

[suburbiamac]

@qotham-city @heigou @aethxric

[distorted--mermaids-blog]

Say it with me kids:

A 👏BISEXUAL 👏 PERSON 👏 SHOULD 👏 NOT 👏 HAVE 👏 TO 👏 PRESENT 👏 THEIR 👏ROMANTIC 👏HISTORY 👏TO 👏PROVE 👏TO 👏YOU👏 THEY 👏ARE 👏BISEXUAL

[heigoumoved]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[twyrine]

a worm

(̲•̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ )

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

I was in a phone call and I said ‘WOAH! That’s a fucking good post!’ out loud

[snail-esc]

preview of a quiet print i’m working on! it’ll be available to buy online soon 👍

[legorobin-deactivated20170916]

every fish person owes me money now

[legorobin-deactivated20170916]

this was supposed to say cis but pay the fuck up aquaman

[casuallyhardcore]

He died for us...

[zsnes]

casuallyhardcore:

The 96% of the people who read this will not have the guts to reblog this. When Goku died in the explosion with Cell, he thought of both you and me. If you are part of that 4% that doesn’t feel ashamed to love Goku, reblog this. Thank you Goku. I as well lifted up my arms when you asked for energy for the spirit bomb.

[lore-palostillo98]

I am not ashamed

[mskirona]

Cutest easter egg ever  (✿◠‿◠)

[arthurmorgansbride-deactivated2]

so e3 is (almost) over and since i’m certified bethesda Garbage™, i’m giving away copies of the games they showcased

prizes:

🌸 preorder of dishonored: death of the outsider 🌸 copy of wolfenstein ii: the new colossus 🌸 copy of the evil within 2

rules:

🌸 must be following @adamjensensexual (me) as this is a giveaway for my followers (don’t just follow for the giveaway & unfollow after, that’s rude lmao) 🌸 reblog as many times as you want 🌸 likes don’t count but you can bookmark this post 🌸 no giveaway/sideblogs 🌸 don’t tag as giveaway

giveaway ends oct 31 12 am pst

[mskirona]

Cutest easter egg ever  (✿◠‿◠)