Dr. Eggman Is [Not Actually] Dead To Me

I'm on twitter as @hejjl so you're better off hitting me up there [they/them/their]

[totalariana]

I honestly can’t deal with second hand embarrassment in tv shows and movies very well I’ll literally pause it, internally scream, and come back in ten years

[benignmilitancy-deactivated2021]

Eggman: Everything I touch turns to virus! How am I supposed to eat my dinner like this?

Starline: Hmm. Well… if there are no other options… I suppose I could spoon-feed you myself

Eggman: Are you insane? I’m not a child

Starline:

Eggman:

Starline:

Eggman:

Starline, brandishing a spoon: ……… here comes the faceship

[adokle]

[hejji]

[image: Dr. Starline is offering a forkful of food to Dr. Eggman,]

[swainlake]

“imagine your otp”

i do. always. in literally every scenario.

[cult-hopper]

PSA

Far From Home spoilers in post

If you're psychotic, on the schizo spectrum, or struggle w paranoia please be advised that spider man far from home is hella triggering

There are several scenes in which characters are in hyperrealistic simulations that they're unaware of, being tricked, having their loved ones and reality replaced with indistinguishable replicas, and a lot of other stuff along those lines. The whole movie has themes of illusions and reality control.

[cult-hopper]

Reblog this if you can, your paranoid followers will thank you

[thankskenpenders]

ok so we've seen artists horny for sally, for julie-su, for rotor. but did any of the artists ever draw robotnik/eggman sexy

that was The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog’s job

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

@ adults who grew up in the age of “don’t even give out your first name online” what was ur fake name growing up online

I went by Snowfall on neopets for six years.

[wholesome-suggestion]

it is never too late to turn ur life around, be kinder, or switch to a more positive outlook. on the outside it may seem that life is linear and that the path u chose before is the path u must follow, but once u look closer u realize life is just happening. all around u; nothing is set in stone. anytime is a good time for a fresh start.

[catboymoments]

Don t make a character lgbtq Without a reason

Don’t worry I have a reason

I’m gay and I do what I want

[ashestoashis]

1. your suffering can’t end until you stop identifying with it. if your sense of self is tied up in your suffering, anyone or anything that attempts to separate you from it will become the enemy because, whether consciously or subconsciously, you will on some level believe they are trying to take away a part of who you are.

2. read the above again.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.

[amemait]

Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like to talk about it?

From John 12:49 ‘For I do not speak of my own Accord…’

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

That is brilliant and this post is an example of the right way to do religious jokes are are actually funny without being preachy nor offensive. 

[vlfgrim]

prosperosfootnotes, pieandhotdogs

[animatedamerican]

Maybe Jesus didn’t like to talk about it because it wasn’t the same kind of car as his Dad’s.

Because as we all know, God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in His Fury.

[jewish-privilege]

Nah, clearly God drives Dodge pickup trucks, because Moshe’s people are told not to approach the mountain “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast” -Exodus 19:13. 

[captainlordauditor]

fUCK YOU ALL

[wiccankonan]

My fave part of Naruto is when Lee shows up with his bowl haircut and kicks Sasuke’s ass dirty in front of his only two friends and then kicks Gaara’s ass Infront of a whole stadium and his family.

[memelzebub]

you dont understand thats my emotional support sonic oc

[cheruib]

bold of you to assume i won’t tell you i love you again just because i did ten seconds ago

[lloydeus]

reblog this with your zodiac sign + your fav ninjago character. it’s for research…

[neittime-j]

[crouching-mouse]

Some healing energy for you today <3

[hejji]

[video description: a group of grey kittens are purring continuously. A few of them come up into the camera and purr directly into it.]

[kashuan]

Me as a child: *creates an entire complex dystopian dungeon story with a vet clinic set and a couple toys with character development, conflict, and an edge-of-your-seat finale*

Me now, as a writer: *clinks two characters together* hehe they’re kissing

[persephone-is-a-plant-deactivat]

Jay, at 2 a.m ; bro, we’re really bad ninja

Jay ; literally all of Ninjago knows about us!!! What’s the point of being called ninja if we’re always in sight and it’s not a secret anymore!!!

Cole ; goodnight Jay