oh.

A 20+ Dinosaur

[lesbianambulon]

Swerve's got another sign

[lesbianambulon]

why is everyone reblogging this all of a sudden

[responsibilitychan]

[tatzelwurming]

they turned him into a heineken and drank him

[finchwingart]

oriental pied hornbill

[straightboyfriend]

[bogleech]

This is a the funniest fucking post I have seen in a year because first the spelling and backstory makes you think he got a role as one of the beatles, and then after the preposterous reveal she says that isnt actually a problem, and I don't think anything more could be funnier than the actual post cutting it off as she makes it all about the couch. Comedy writers please study this.

[hek-954]

method acted so hard he recreated the family rejection

[oneheadtoanother]

[headspace-hotel]

All birds are dinosaurs but some birds are more dinosaurs than others.

[kinerxy]

more ms stuff :)

[morbidology]

A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

[marisatomay]

cooking baking

[lovestereo]

Visit Original Link

[relelvance]

[roach-works]

so here’s something i never figured out when i first read the sandman comics as a teenage girl, but which consuming the netflix show as a grown man is making extremely clear:

why the Corinthian is like that.

and it’s brilliant! it’s really cool. so in a series absolutely crammed full of very realistic queer representation– lesbians and bisexuals and trans people of all kinds!– you have morpheus stating outright that nightmares are meant to teach and challenge dreamers, by bringing subconscious fears to light, where they can be faced and overcome.

and the Corinthian has mouths for eyes. he devours eyes. he eats what people use to look at him like that, and what he used to look at people consumes them.

and he’s gay, he is a creature made by and for gay men, by personal preference all his victims are gay men, and being gay can be fucking terrifying. his eyes are mouths that eat those eyes that don’t look away from him in time, because he is the absolute mortal terror of knowing that the gender you’re attracted to–your own gender!–is extremely likely to kill you for looking at them. decades, centuries, of men looking at men and knowing this could kill them. eyes meeting eyes and wondering if this ends with the man you can’t stop looking at coming and kissing you or coming and killing you. in the eighties there was AIDS and there were more queers than ever coming out and saying ‘no, we’re here, look at us, we’re dying, look at us, we’re alive anyway, look at us.’

you’re gay in a world where that’s not okay. do you close your eyes? do you pull them out? you like to look at men. you can’t stop looking at men. you love them and they scare the hell out of you. some of them might love you. some of them will kill you. you keep looking. who’s looking back at you? can you survive it?

the Corinthian is that nightmare. and he’s perfect.

[dicksmasher]

himbo convention

[sparrow-va]

BABE PLS JDHSKSKDJS

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

did he really fall victim to the alt right pipeline or was he already insufferable and just looking for ways to justify his behavior

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

24 reblogs and 164 likes...people know the truth but fear sharing it. 1 reblog = 1 AMEN

[miiamin]

[rudywiser]

An old professor of mine had this great thing. He said, "On the level of individuals and civilizations, personality predates ideology." Meaning before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole.

[xperiane]

[neopoint-blog]

woah bitch the fuck was that for

[hungry-joe]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Serebii could never fucking happen on the modern Internet

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Serebii was made on geocities in ‘99 by a child. It was one of the first and continues to be one of the best resources for Pokemon. If it were today it’d probably be a wiki.fandom page.

[bookwormingparty]

[measureyourlifeincake]

@hellofromthehallowoods downing hill vibes?

[starlightomatic]

i feel like there's a trend i'm seeing, esp in online queer spaces, of being, like, oddly against the idea of people being attracted to each other

like I've been seeing the word “sexualization” tossed around to mean sexual attraction and framed as a bad and disrespectful, bordering on nonconsensual, thing.

recently in a sapphic group I’m in, a teenage lesbian mentioned that she’s attracted to her friend and and keeps getting distracted by her boobs. she was immediately dragged by dozens of grown ass adults telling her this was gross and inappropriate

it would have been one thing to tell her not to stare (she already wasn’t tho tbh), but the general gist of the comments was that seeing someone’s body and feeling attraction is *inherently* inappropriate and unethical

it’s totally fine to be attracted to someone. and you know what, a lot of people like boobs and that’s also fine

basically i just keep seeing stuff cropping up in the queer community with the message that sexual (and i guess now romantic?) desire is bad

and that’s uhhh what’s the word, fucked

on the other hand people are chill with tinder and hooking up and there are a ton of “normalize having sex with your friends!!” posts

people are cool with sex but they are not ok with desire

tinder, i think, feels fine because it’s really not about attraction. it’s about fulfilling a general need for sex and isn’t about the person at all.

being attracted to someone, though — looking at or thinking about a specific person who’s already in your life and wanting to have sex with them — that’s what it seems a lot of people aren’t ok with

there’s a level on which i get it. the person is just existing, they didn’t specifically and intentionally put themselves in a space for sexuality like tinder

but, y’all.

this is how attraction works. you spend time with people, you do things alongside them, you get to know them… and maybe you start thinking they’re hot. maybe you want to fuck them or kiss them. this is literally so totally fucking fine.

the thing that’s disrespectful is when you actually do shitty stuff! don’t say vulgar things to them. respect their boundaries. don’t make them uncomfortable. if you approach them for sex or dating and they say no, accept that. etc

but there’s literally nothing wrong with wanting to fuck someone or wanting to date someone.

[starlightomatic]

#You can think whatever you want about a person and they will literally never know if you keep it to yourself#You have a right to the privacy of your own thoughts no matter what weird leftist moral scrupulosity shit makes you think you don't

[sea-sail-and-dragonfire-deactiv]

…. This (the idea of desire as inherently harmful and that sex is properly used to serve purpose) is literally purity culture but with “servicing sexual urges” instead of “reproduction”.

The Left has circled back to fundamentalist religious precepts like a snake eating its tail.

[anyroads]

If y'all are going to be Shakers at least make me a table

[fierceawakening]

yuuuuup

"real lesbians don't like tits" then what do they like marsha

[collide--withthe--sky]