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I live in England! I just want you all to know you are not alone and there is always help out there for you. You can talk to me if you want to, but you are loved and someone really does care for you, even if you cannot see it at the...

[heknowyouknow08]

[heknowyouknow08]

[heknowyouknow08]

Fight that eatting disorder. I personally know how hard it is.

[odditymall]

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

This some of that James Bond shit.

[justsomefuckingguy]

Swiss Army Hairclip

[grandenchanterfiona]

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

[fallen-angel-nightshade]

FINALLY!!!

[naamahdarling]

Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off.

[fearlessjones]

this is some Kingsman shit right here

[mageofcolors]

@mysterysolver

[literalbirdperson]

Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay.

I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip. 

This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done.

[aerois]

Y’all are close, but not quite there. This isn’t James Bond, this isn’t Kingsman; this is some Totally Spies shit we’re looking at, and it’s glorious

[heknowyouknow08]

Need this!

[softheartedsuggestion]

you won’t always wake up in the mornings with such a heavy heart, I promise.

[heknowyouknow08]

Alby

[heknowyouknow08]

Love my salt rock

[lovelysuggestions]

look, tomorrow you will wake up and feel a bit better, a bit calmer. you are going to figure things out eventually, it dosnt have to all be done tonight. take a deep breath, relax your shoulders, and get some rest. you will manage.

[heknowyouknow08]

Morning sky

[heknowyouknow08]

Sleepy Rosie after Scentwork UK Classes at Dogwise training school Mere Wiltshire BA12 6JP

[heknowyouknow08]

Morning walk

[heknowyouknow08]

Vegan Doc Martin's

[heknowyouknow08]

Vegan Doc Martin's

[cwote]

women do not have to

be thin

cook for you

have long hair

wear makeup

be feminine 

be graceful

have sex with you

shave

diet

be fashionable

wear pink

love men

listen to your bullshit

[heknowyouknow08]

100% true

[casey-jane-lewis]

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

[annajiejie]

I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting. Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault. So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”

[burdmom]

whats a king to a bard

[thatthreeanon]

Thats literally a dnd skill

[valkyrie-the-lost-deactivated20]

Vicious mockery at sixth level

[heknowyouknow08]

Handsome boi

[heknowyouknow08]

Soya wax candle