Rock Me Asmodeus

blog is run and poorly maintained by a late-20s queer mutt weirdo who makes being from Boston one half of hir personality and being horny for old men the other half.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yall want a damn mochi lifestyle

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all the shit from this account is from the POV of a shredded cheese

[heliicon]

it's heartbreaking when you see episodes of a show before a friend and become aware of a character that seems to have been tailor-made for that friend to blorbo on but it's a spoiler

[heliicon]

but so very thrilling to have been correct

[caydencrypted]

the wisdom ive learnt is that becoming part of a friend group 1) takes a long time and 2) involves a lot of feeling awkward and left out at first. there’s nothing terrible about this but if you grew up chronically lonely or have any kind of trauma relating to social isolation this likely feels Really Wrong and activates danger signals. but both fortunately and unfortunately it’s just how becoming close to new people works most of the time

[caydencrypted]

another thing that was not intuitive to me as someone who grew up an autistic loner: basically everyone on the planet is starved for connection all the time and almost everything people do is an attempt to reach out to another. most seemingly illogical interactions and behaviours can be explained by this. you have to take as many of these invitations as you can. even if you're wrong you still attempted to bring more warmth into the world

[r0zeclawz]

explaining to my doctor that im getting artifacts in my vision but its not like floaters or anything i just keep seeing an ancient staff and a cursed dagger and shit wherever i look

[bernard-jackson]

[mewwon]

Yeah this is my wet hay perfume. this one’s my wet forest soil one, but then this other one is just plain wet soil. This one’s rotten citrus wet soil. That’s my fresh tennis ball one. Ohh and that one is supposed to represent the horrors of war lol

[fairycosmos]

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

[dykerikki]

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

[lamignonette]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

⚠️sweetiepie located

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[jaybler]

Live action remake

[fluff-e-boy]

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

[daughter-of-sapph0]

happy pride

[lindleland]

[learningtogirl]

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

[soyalexnajera]

[64mpg]

“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

I saw a post which was like “why are people still posting about [kink] aren’t they bored of it?” which is on the face of it a bizarre sentiment. Would you ask why someone attracted to women still likes boobs after years? Shouldn’t they have gotten bored of them?

Fundamentally it stems from an approach to life that does not care about desire but only what desires make you seem cool and hip

Why are you still posting about that kink? Don’t you know it’s passé now?