Like A Parachute

"Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul, And sings the tune without the words, And never stops at all," [Emily Dickinson]

[jaubaius]

TIL Otters have pockets

[portraitoftheoddity]

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

[iguanamouth]

lizsword

its good

[iguanamouth]

theyre fine theyre fine its fine

[metalandmagicx]

[mothmyspace]

megalopyge opercularis

southern flannel moth

location: north america

[caughtinorbit]

I just think that blue mycena mushrooms

[depsidase]

[weirdbabybirds]

Tawny Frogmouth from Denver Zoo

Source: Zooborns

[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[kaity--did]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

[logyounoyatsu]

[stupittmoran]

[captain-price-officially]

[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[theresagooseinthemainframe]

Fucking iconic. It would also allow suing rapists and domestic abusers with awards starting from 10,000, where if the case is won, half the money goes into a fund for women seeking abortions in other states. It’s modelled exactly from Texas’s unconstitutional bullshit bill. Anyone who opposes the constitutionality of this bill would also be calling into question the anti-abortion bill.

Link here.

[fluffle-talk]

[ultimatebottom69]

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING NEWS

[skelavender]

and the best part?

[catchymemes]

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

by Volensblood

[layered-like-an-onion]

A PUMPGUIN

[throwrocksatboys]

OMG he is so cute !!!!

[dovewithscales]

Best pumpkin. This wins.

[jenniferrpovey]

This is awesome.

[whats-ur-credit-card-number]

[iguanamouth]

could you possibly draw a small happy opossum for me? it's been a rough week :v

[assiraphales]

“ yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?” “YES!” *bites a bitch*

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Elmo commits murder

[zum1udontno]

Elmo off the shits