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TIL Otters have pockets
Thinking about how my mom tried to âseduceâ my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaningâ
and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that heâs been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???
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theyre fine theyre fine its fine
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I just think that blue mycena mushrooms
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Tonight on My Husband Doesnât Know How to Baby Talk
âMaâam, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. Iâll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge itâs not my faultâ
Husband: maâam it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?
Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby
Husband: RIVETING!
Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell âąïž
Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!
Me: Hehehe silly husband doesnât know how to do baby talk
All of tumblr collectively at my husband:
Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream
Husband: you donât even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but youâve got several years before thatâs relevant!
Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued
Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this
Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays
Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.
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A drink or two
Fucking iconic. It would also allow suing rapists and domestic abusers with awards starting from 10,000, where if the case is won, half the money goes into a fund for women seeking abortions in other states. Itâs modelled exactly from Texasâs unconstitutional bullshit bill. Anyone who opposes the constitutionality of this bill would also be calling into question the anti-abortion bill.
Link here.
FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING NEWS
and the best part?
âI visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.â
by Volensblood
A PUMPGUIN
OMG he is so cute !!!!
Best pumpkin. This wins.
This is awesome.
could you possibly draw a small happy opossum for me? it's been a rough week :v
â yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?â âYES!â *bites a bitch*
Elmo commits murder
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