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>first post on my board is blatant misandry (with an additional topping of even more misandry in the form of transmisandry)
Tfw I fell for it again
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Not today Justin
Today's Document
YOU ARE THE REASON
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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>open tumblr
>first post on my board is blatant misandry (with an additional topping of even more misandry in the form of transmisandry)
Tfw I fell for it again
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
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i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲
Out of Touch Advent
My computer :(
This has happened to more desk chairs of mine than I can count. So much wasted money just to give the fella downstairs like 6 desk chairs
it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Straights will do anything other than be in a happy relationship
Imagine being promoted to shit sniffer
Whoever is willing to do this job is clearly already up management's ass so not much would change I think
man how the hell is this stupid ass sport legal. why do we funnel HIGH SCHOOLERS into this
jesus christ????
Let's destroy every single sport
I want every single stadium destroyed and replaced with apartment blocks and parks
Sporting is a disgusting pursuit where the rich effectively own their athletes (which are very frequently minorities, in case you hadn't noticed) and pit them against other rich peoples teams for the amusement of the barbaric masses.
Destroy all sports.
today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at
literally watched him slide a candy bar into his sleeve and i literally felt like i was on top of the world. i felt like i could throw a car over my head. he walked around the store for a bit after that looking to see if we have any locally made pickles and then when he couldnt find any he was about to leave and im like ^__^ have a good night, are you going to pay for the candy bar you stole :3? and then i got to watch a grown ass pig shyly walk up to the counter to pay kinda just awkwardly laughing about it and was like "whoops forgot about it haha...." and then left without another word. this opportunity will never happen ever again. being able to tell a cop that he needs to pay for a candy bar he attempted to steal makes me feel incredibly powerful
every few weeks this gets a sudden burst of notes and completely destroys my notifications and then dies again and again, but i want you all to know that this cop recently was killed lol
likes kill dennis prager, reblogs kill dennis prager
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It starts ironically.
It always starts ironically.
Sometimes you see a post and just realize there’s some Wild Shit going on in a community you never knew existed
Attached for original context
Finally, I understand
THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST.
Reblogging this because its particularly applicable at the moment. Remember kids: Liberals aren't your friends. If you're queer, black, latino, Arab, or any other minority: Liberals are more than willing to throw you under the bus for their own benefit, or hell, just because they feel like it. The only people we can trust and rely on to defend us is ourselves.
I went to kind of a sketchy high school
So when I was a kid, my parents split, and I ended up going with my mom to live in a different town so she could be closer to work. I was hoping to go to the same high school as my friends, but where we moved was an entirely different school district (and would've been too far to drive anyway), so I had to just settle for staying in touch online.
This new school though, I had no idea what tf was going on. The building was what I can only describe as "run down." The teachers were arguably more absent than the students, just completely checked out and totally surrendered to the chaos that the students created on a near daily basis.
As for the students, I for the life of me could not understand what they were saying. I don't know if it was their accent but I just could not parse it at all -- all I could do was stare in confusion when they tried to talk to me. Sometimes I'd think they asked me a question and nod, much to their chagrin.
So anyway, this one time I realized that I forgot my pencil and eraser in their case at home. Not that I usually needed it at that place, but I liked to be thorough and prepared. I went up to this one kid who looked relatively friendly and tapped him on the shoulder, wanting to ask him if he had a spare writing utensil I could borrow. And he turns around.
And
No kidding
He has a gun.
This kid has a gun. It's not even a little derringer or a pistol or anything, it's pretty BIG. But that's not even the strangest thing he's holding
I look at his other hand and he's got 2 microphones. He tosses one to me and I catch it, scared out of my mind. Then he raises his microphone to his face and goes:
"BA WA WA WA WA WA"
and looks at me expectantly.
I stare back, stunned in primal fear.
He repeats, once again going:
"BA WA WA WA WA WA"
Into the mic he's holding and looks at me. So, taking a guessing at what he wants me to do, I force my trembling hands to raise the mic he tossed me to my face and say back into it:
"b-ba wa wa w-wa wa wa"
I fucking hated that school, dude.
Gonna be 100% I do not believe you but I'm gonna reblog anyways
I love being told that the fact I'm mostly interested in fellow ND people because i typically just mesh with them better compared to NT people is problematic, it's so cool
I vored! ^v^
I meant voted
you can't do this to me