dumb bitch

This is my poopin app

[digitalhitchhiker]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[flipchild]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[shamebats]

[bugshroom]

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

[untitledrockshow]

dream blunt rotation

[fairycosmos]

that’s a problem for another day. but unfortunately today is the day of another days “problem for another day.” so you see my dilemma

[scribeherself]

I love saying “no worries” instead of “it’s okay,” like do not spend a single millisecond of your finite mortal existence letting anxiety over this situation consume you. I have already erased the incident from the timeline. It is gone. You are safe now.

[greelin]

not a day goes by that i don’t think of this

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[dozydawn]

cat’s eye emerald

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

advil (ibuprofen) 200mg liquid capsule

[cecilias-cool-stuff]

Never stop hating

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

HELLO ?

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

[theehorsepusssy]