[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

[cheetahgirlmuscles]

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

[marinella-ela]

[maliketh]

[zechs]

[imjustanothergirlinasweate-deac]

what

[solidsnake]

wtf gay little monkey

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

[transparasite-deactivated201806]

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

[shellysbees-blog]

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

[moonlit-hedge]

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

[shinjee]

smoking that shit that made shinji dissolve into the eva-01

smoking that shit that turned humanity into fanta

[plasmalogical]

thinking up some posts

[bedupolker]

Desert plants: Oh no thank you I’m not thirsty :)

Desert animals: Ok, I need a heat lamp set to exactly 83.15f eight months of the year. I need to be lightly spritzed during august if I’m medium spritzed I WILL die. If I’m not spritzed at all, I WILL die. When I enter my pupal state you will need to put me in the freezer, which should be set to exactly

Jungle plants: Ahah sorry I died. I said I was semi-shade, not full shade. But if you give me too much sun I’ll also die. By the way watering me is not enough you NEED to soak my entire body for three to five minutes twice a day. Also,

Jungle animals: Mmmmmm coconut substrate

[voluptuarian]

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

[cop-disliker69]

[cheetahgirlmuscles]

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

[the-lincyclopedia]

Is it just me or does having a positive interaction with a stranger scratch a very particular itch? I think it's the reassurance that the world is not split solely into people who already love you and people who never will.

[amygdalae]

Think I'll do a bloodborbe burger king king cosplay build

[pauljpeg]

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!