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It's like someone ate all the fandoms and then threw up on this blog. Or smth. how to analogy gah

[anxietyproblem]

[aidashakur]

“congratulations you’re hired!”

“congratulations you’re approved!”

“congratulations you’re accepted!”

“congratulations you’re promoted!”

is all i want to hear 2019 🥳🤩

[subjecttoavailability]

29 days into 2019 and I’ve heard one of these lines!!! 🙈😁🥳🤩🎉🎊

[exeggcute]

how is supernatural still on like how many seasons of farm boy ghostbusters does the world have to endure

[hustlerose]

on all levels except physical, i am a little heart shaped candy that says “i’m all yours!” 

[liquidstar]

fma is an amazing show everyone should check out but it’s also a bad introduction to anime because it makes you have high standards 

[wishingformemoria]

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

[wishingformemoria]

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

[rihardgansey]

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

[carrionthird]

me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…

[vampirefabio]

there’s a certain type of sexism u only see if u have brothers…even if it’s not stated, it’s always expected for daughters to be a caregiver and do more housework than the boys in the home. and when sons DO step up and do half as much they’re automatically given praise for things we don’t even get a simple thank you for. they’re also given a thousand times more freedom…it’s truly incredible to witness lmao

[louises-belcher]

damn, I sure have expensive taste for someone with only $4

[drawsshits-inactive]

me, opening a fake dating fic, having read hundreds before and knowing exactly how it will play out: i hope they fall in love

[embershx]

Me, when they fall in love: 

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY

[iguanamouth]

if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to

fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

i think we, as a species, should go back to saying ‘alas’

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

it’s like “yikes” but with…culture 

[fullmental]

perfect recipe for mothers day:

Water: 35 l.

Carbon: 20 kg. 

Ammonia: 4 l. 

Lime: 1.5 kg. 

Phosphorus: 800 g. 

Salt: 250 g. 

Saltpeter: 100 g. 

Sulfur: 80 g. 

Fluorine 7.5 g. 

Iron 5 g. 

Silicon 3 g. 

trace amounts of 15 other elements.

[s00nstuck023]

avatar was like the highest grossing movie of all time and yet its only impact on culture was to confuse people talking about the last airbender

[fullmemetalalchemist]

why was edward elric named the fullmetal alchemist, why not the punching alchemist, because by god did he punch some shit

edward elric, the dude who punched the gate of truth open just so he could yell a little longer at his little brother

edward elric, the dude who punched his own dad in the face, his dad, who’s kind of immortal

edward elric, the dude who punched God. like literally. straight up fucking decked him