I'll have a Decaf Eckspresso

”Onika burger! She ate!” 30+ He/Him/His, fancier of men 🏳️‍🌈, Assigned British at birth 🇬🇧 BS: donteatsilica Edge ya later! 👋🏾

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[lets-jam]

[nerdy-as-heck]

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

[rubaedo]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

[magicratfingers]

this lady gets it

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[crazy-brazilian]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[circumgutter]

[penandinkprincess]

girl it's a load-bearing 8 seconds

[despazito]

This dog looks ready to tell me about the health benefits of quartz

[adonischildsupportcase]

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[blumineck]

This got unexpectedly painful!

[mikkeneko]

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[sistertaxon]

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

[2menkissing]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices