I'll have a Decaf Eckspresso

”Onika burger! She ate!” 30+ He/Him/His, fancier of men 🏳️‍🌈, Assigned British at birth 🇬🇧 BS: donteatsilica Edge ya later! 👋🏾

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[ruinedchildhood]

[goth-queen]

I made a battle axe out of monster cans

[zegalba]

Nintendogs Promo on a 1951 Volkswagen Dogmobile (2005)

[dailycatsblog]

[funny-tik-toks]

[beemovieerotica]

[angelic-holland]

why is this so funny to me

[61below]

The Peak Millennial Experience is apologizing to servers for existing

[apricops]

can I just say that we all owe Kojima an apology for Metal Gear Solid 2? He looked right into the camera and said “the future of information control will not be censorship, it will be drowning people in trivial noise and misinformation until people partition themselves into their own separate realities” in TWO THOUSAND AND ONE. Three years before Facebook existed. Kojima gave us the biggest Babe-Ruth-pointing-at-the-sky called shot of all time and we weren’t ready for it.

[adamtotscomix]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[drempen]

It's like when you go to Antarctica and have to get your appendix removed

[nebulations]

[ID: A Project Hail Mary comic. Grace exclaims "Hey!!" when looking into a mirror with his shirt off, and Rocky asks, "What wrong Grace question?" Grace frowns down at a scar on his lower right abdomen and asks, "Did Stratt take my fucking appendix?" Rocky asks, "What appendix question?"

Meanwhile on Earth: Stratt stands with her arms crossed in front of her desk, where Grace's appendix is floating in a jar filled with preservative fluid atop papers, labeled as "her favourite paperweight". End ID]

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[busterwood]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

[zagreus]

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge! Just do something!

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Not gonna lie. Everytime I see her face on my insta feed, I immediately get up and do something. She has me trained.