[the-mikey-way]

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

[the-mikey-way]

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

[cerastes]

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

[blackarachnya]

the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[hellawrath]

Justin came dangerously close to calling himself a fully realized creation on this week's episode.

[mtndewbajablast]

“i’m autistic” = 👍

“i’m a little autistic” = mark of the beast for annoying people

[mtndewbajablast]

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

[mtndewbajablast]

cartel style execution

[milfsisyphus]

Lestat tiny desk concert

[milfsisyphus]

Lestat celebrity Traitors. Lestat the Masked Singer.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i appreciate this, but in a world where your gay brothers and sisters are being actively punished if not outright killed for having sex—in a fascist society that is trying to make gay sex a crime and has successfully done so in the past, in ways that still harm us today—we have GOT to be there for gay sex and the people having it. it doesn’t make you any less gay not to have sex, but that’s not something bigots are going to take into account, and if they do, it only stands to make you “one of the good ones” and pit you against your siblings and loved ones. whether someone personally wants sex or not, i think we have a responsibility to defend the people who do just as much as the people who don’t.

[anistarrose]

lucretia: it is pride month, reclaimers. you know what that means

taako: what

taako: do you want us to reclaim, like. gay slurs

taako: what

[thotsandpreyers]

[hellawrath]

IM GONNA SEE PHOEBE BRIDGERS TONIGHT

[hellawrath]

I SAW PHOEBE BRIDGERS!!

[anistarrose]

ned chicane has been dead for six slutty, slutty years

[anistarrose]

ned chicane has been dead for seven slutty, slutty years

[hellawrath]

IM GONNA SEE PHOEBE BRIDGERS TONIGHT

[visenyaism]

the concept of identifying as ‘neurospicy’ as a grown adult is lowkey unbearable to me. but I guess I don’t have to do it

[echosblanketfort]

I don't think I'm ever going to stop being pissed at how everyone abandoned free the nipple.

Even feminist friends I know irl who used to support it have taken the stance in the last few years that seeing topless breasts when you don't expect it could be traumatic so we should be careful not to expose our chests and I just -

NO! Free the nipple damn it. if someone can see into my bedroom and gets upset that I'm changing my shirt, that's a them problem!

I should be able to walk around topless in the summer if I want to. Breasts are not evil and tbh if seeing breasts traumatizes you, that's not my responsibility.