Too tired

Dep. Gracestuck "Sin of Sloth" | Occasional NSFW and Gore warning | Sidebar image made by Kemo

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[bergoozter]

[furrypost-generator]

I'm so confused! It's Vore Day and I haven't seen anything from my favorite furry blog yet!

vore sucks and this blog sucks 

[furrypost-generator]

im going to break into your house and unleash plague infected rats

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Shirts MC wears that turn Lucifer's hair grey:

[howlkyatt]

Bad and naughty cats get the purrito of punishment. He shall be jailed.

I saw Narinder’s outfit and immediately thought of him being in a burrito lmao x)

[tele-arac-angelist-deactivated2]

What if…what if we did 😳😳😳👉👈

[killmurderfuck]

i lied. i don't like sex. sit down were going to watch entirety of ghost files

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

BCGGFGVMKGYGHKFGVJNJN

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[anxietyproblem]

[sheriff-haught-sauce]

Greek dude: But…but I brought you a bouquet of olives to win over your heart!

Sappho, lounging on a couch with her girlfriend on her lap, popping grapes into her mouth: Oh muse, singeth to us Despacito.

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

[depsidase]

[kate-apologist]

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[edwardfucks]

the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within days

[edwardfucks]

like I'm barely gen z but these teenagers are on a totally different level of unhinged funny I've seen their tik toks. the Cullens literally don't stand a chance they're just gonna have to settle one day for a small school where everyone acknowledges that those are the vampire kids. and they all agree to just not tell anyone like the crowd in the Hannah Montana movie.

[edwardfucks]

Edward Cullen getting bullied by gen Z'ers in the hallways being called "sucker" because he rambled on for 30 minutes in history class about world war one until someone snapped said "ok we get it Nosferatu you were there and fucked Ferdinand himself"

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I'm living for this twilight resurgence holy shit

[holisticfansstuff]

[because-im-freaking-greed]

Appreciate the fucking aspec nonbinary representation fuckers

[spikedluv]

This is beautiful.