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BONUS: same knight 20 minutes later
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
We can do this. We have the power to change the world.
CONCLAVE [2024] ↳ Isabella Rossellini as Sister Agnes Eminences, although we Sisters are supposed to be invisible, God has nevertheless given us eyes and ears...
My face when someone tells me to do anything at work
If this gets one like I’ll finish my sapphic sci-fi western novella and submit it by the October deadline for a small queer press I’ve been psyching myself out about querying for like a year
Hell yeah
To people with glasses, are your glasses a color other than black?
To people with glasses, are your glasses a color other than black?
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Just learned this absolutely delightful bit of etymology:
During the 15th century, the English had an endearing practice of granting common human names to the birds that lived among them. Virtually every bird in that era had a name, and most of them, like Will Wagtail and Philip Sparrow have been long forgotten. Polly Parrot has stuck around, and Tom Tit and Jenny Wren, personable companions of the English countryside, are names still sometimes found in children’s rhymes. Other human names, however, have been incorporated so durably into the common names that still grace birds as to almost entirely obscure their origin. The Magpie, a loquacious black and white bird with a penchant for snatching shiny objects, once bore the simple name “pie,” probably coming from its Roman name, “pica.” The English named these birds Margaret, which was then abbreviated to Maggie, and finally left at Mag Pie. The vocal, crow-like bird called Jackdaw was also once just a “daw” named “Jack.” The English also gave their ubiquitous and beloved orange-bellied, orb-shaped, wren-sized bird a human name. The first recorded Anglo-Saxon name for the Eurasian Robin was ruddoc, meaning “little red one.” By the medieval period, its name evolved to redbreast (the more accurate term orange only entered the English language when the fruit of the same name reached Great Britain in the 16th century). The English chose the satisfyingly alliterative name Robert for the redbreast, which they then changed to the popular Tudor nickname Robin. Soon enough, the name Robin Redbreast became so identified with the bird that Redbreast was dropped because it seemed so redundant.
Omg that’s so cute
well well well if it isn’t august slipping away
Not again
SPIRK: First Meeting
Oscar Wilde/Iain Thomas/Oscar Wilde/F. Scott Fitzgerald/Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Inspired by this post by Wulfhalls.
ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you
Jason Voorhees - Born June 13, 1946 - Friday The 13th (1980)
Oh shit, and it’s Friday the Thirteenth today! Happy birthday Jason!
In 2018 I made an edit of the Krusty Krab, where the the maritime flags were replaced with pride flags. And not a single person has been normal about it ever since. Here’s a 2022 remaster, happy pride.
Do not unsheath me without reason. Do not wield me without valor.
Do not unsheath me
without reason. Do not wield
me without valor.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
WHAT ARE WE HOLDING ON TO, SAM!!!!!
is this anything
you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else
guys you need to stop rebloging this I've been salmonsharked over 2k times from the notes pls spare me
y'all please this was meant to be a jaja funny 20 notes post what the fuck
Reblogging to spread the word to stop reblogging this post! If you all do the same, maybe we can raise enough awareness to solve OP's problem!
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser