the bar is in hell

[creekfiend]

I'm too autistic for science documentaries I fucking hate how they're scripted to not even be really true they're just designed to make the audience feel emotions they're not designed to give you information TANTRUM HOLE TANTRUM HOLE TANTRUM HOLE

we wanted to learn about early hominids so we are watching a documentary and it's just like this is Nothing. none of these words mean anything. why are you framing this as The Search For Humanity. just fucking tell me about the people I JUST WANT TO KNOW TRUE FACTS ABOUT THINGS WE KNOW ABOUT EARLY PEOPLE!!!! I DON'T NEED THIS DRAMATIZED!!!! JUST READ ME A SCICOMM VERSION OF AN ACADEMIC PAPER ABOUT THIS. TAAAANTRUM HOOOOLE

[hello-photo-synthesis]

Aaaahhhh just read me facts in a soothing voice for fucks sake

[quasi-normalcy]

So what I think is that there's this default belief in patriarchy that men are superior to women and therefore the "masculine" sphere is superior to the "feminine" sphere. And so, as feminists have fought to expand the number of allowable female activities, men (on the aggregate over generations) have retreated from those activities because they're now seen as "feminine", and so partaking in them is incommensurate with their belief in their own superiority. And, unfortunately, as this has progressed, this has resulted in a lot of men sectioning themselves off from, frankly, everything that actually makes being alive worthwhile. It's a misery spiral, and the only way out is to abandon male supremacy.

[quasi-normalcy]

#men gave up deep friendships and reading and poetry and colourful fashion#all things that used to be considered manly in the 19th century#they're currently giving up on studying law and medecine#it's so stupid and sad

(I mean, the colourful fashion was more of an eighteenth century thing, but yeah)

[quasi-normalcy]

#more women in higher education meaning fewer men is incredibly depressing to me. funny in a sad way#what happens when women will finally get into trades? will they just stop working

[sherryzade]

spectacular tags from @luesmainblog

[hello-photo-synthesis]

Correct is correct

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[andromeda708]

Petplay but im an exotic bird being smuggled across border lines

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[sioltach]

I love being an animal I love that everything I am can only be because I am a recycled material sculpture sourced from the random but beautiful bullshit of planet earth

[sioltach]

How it feels when it's my turn with the oxygen, carbon and hydrogen + other trace elements (arranged in such a way to be a terrestrial mammal)

[hello-photo-synthesis]

Its my turn with these molecules baybeeee

[allsonargent]

I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time.

[swingsetindecember]

i firmly believe alexis is an the eliot spender for saving women who are being sex trafficked. she got her f class license. she saved women from being kidnapped. she saved herself. and what, her family just thinks her stories are quirky. i love you alexis. you should have had your own show

[nitewrighter]

Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

[nitewrighter]

I actually want to thank the diabetics coming on this post like "actually it genuinely is a great treatment for diabetes and it hasn't affected my mood or my enjoyment of food. The real issue is it's getting abused as a weight loss drug which also makes it scarce and more expensive for those who can genuinely benefit from it." Kind of reminds me of the time my brother got permission from our family psychiatrist to try my ADHD medication and his reaction to it was "what the fuck are you on. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CRYING. YOU'RE ON THIS EVERY DAY!?!"

Body chemistry! It makes a big difference in how your body processes a drug! What can be genuinely helpful for some folks is The Curse of the Black Pearl for others!

[hello-photo-synthesis]

Genuinely terrified at the choices we're making as a culture.

[hello-photo-synthesis]

Every once in a while I try to hold a pen with my right hand and am like... this is how most people are just doing it? I cant even hold a pen let alone get that pen to cooperate with my brain. Absurd that anyone is doing this.

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[homunculus-argument]

The key to a successful relationship is hitting the mutual anxiety sweet spot where you're both just a little bit scared that the other one will decide that they deserve better and leave. Just anxious enough that you gotta make sure that they know you love them and try to give them the best life that you can have together, but not anxious enough to start sabotaging shit because having good things is terrifying.

Aiming for "there's a bee inside your car while you're driving it" level of anxious, not "there's a bee inside your shirt whike you're wearing it" anxious.

[snaitf]

listen, I know what your intent here is, and I fully agree with you, but. Specifically for ME, that metaphor is HILARIOUSLY one-sided. I'm deathly afraid of bees and wasps and would probably crash my car if this happened. My fiances keep bees and have driven entire hours with a FULL HIVE in the back of the car. I have vetoed bee journeys if I'm in the car with them lmao.

[homunculus-argument]

Would you feel calmer and safer with a bee inside your shirt?

[echoesofsong]

I had a bee crawl down the back of my shirt once! It was very fuzzy and soft. I do get your point about the bees in the car vs your shirt but people will react differently. At least with the shirt i know where the bee is, whereas in the car it would fly around more and therefore make me panic more

Especially if I’m driving the car, i would not be able to keep my eyes on the road at all and would probably crash

[homunculus-argument]

it's poll time! would you rather:

have a bee in the car while you're driving

have a bee inside your shirt while you're wearing it

Voting ended onJul 18

[generalluxun]

The whole concept here is Alien to me. Why would I want to be at all anxious in a relationship I intend to be in for my whole life? That sounds exhausting. I relish my relationship as something both of us know the other is completely committed to, hell or high water.

We can both have off days, we can both fall down in front of each other. We can be gross and human at times. We are us though and that is just a part of being people. We are in it together. Christ, the world has enough anxiety to offer. Our relationship offers solace.

[homunculus-argument]

Well, a lot of us don't have that as an option. You can either be anxious with a buddy system or be anxious with no buddy system.

[hello-photo-synthesis]

Oof I could almost believe that this is specifically about me and my #beekeeping

[penandinkprincess]

they should invent a body that functions correctly

[hello-photo-synthesis]

Fuck this fuck ass flesh vessel indeed

[boringkate]

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]

[firewalkwithmedvd]

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the

[hello-photo-synthesis]

It helps if you do laundry naked

[c---crow]

i keep seeing people talk about their bfs/husbands weaponizing incompetence to avoid grocery shopping or purposefully fucking it up. mine doesn't do that he'll shop on his own prerogative like an actually functional adult, his issue is he occasionally brings home a Cursed Item

[c---crow]

it is. uh. not good tasting

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[hello-photo-synthesis]

[hello-photo-synthesis]

#the scream he scrumpt