coyoteposting

Hey there, Dreamers. 24/trans (dont ask what kind)/18+ ONLY/into some really weird stuff/poly/Snuff bait/hey ladies *finger guns* wanna carve your name into my tummy?/Certified sister kisser

[pinniposting]

auhhh…. weeehh……

via

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[probablyasocialecologist]

Study finds nearly every pre-2010 video game is unavailable

Games from older consoles are being made less and less available to the point so much of the industry's history could easily vanish without

[gay-jesus-probably]

Vimm's Lair: Preserving the Classics

Preserving classic videogames from consoles past.

I'm just gonna slide this on in here for anyone that is interested in preserving old games. They take it very seriously too, they want an archive of every single game. Like, they have lists of every game ever released for a system, and once that system gets old enough, they add it to their archive and start collecting. Their latest addition was the Xbox 360, they opened that vault up in September 2022, and proudly announced they'd finished their collection of games for it back in April.

Also, while their game archives are almost entirely complete, they've got another project of archiving the manuals that came with those games, and that is... considerably less well filled out. Their collection of Xbox 360 manuals is especially rough, they've only gotten manuals for three games. So if you've got some Xbox 360 games kicking around, and the manual's still with them, please consider scanning them and submitting them to the site!

Game preservation is important, but people rarely consider preserving the manuals as well; I really respect Vimm's Lair for being so thorough in their archival work.

[anachronic-cobra]

I've been using Vimm's Lair for years, I have yet to see a single bad link or virus on the entire site. It's arguably the safest and most comprehensive archive of video games in existence. Preserved history

[hemipenal-system]

trans girl says she’s into fauxcest and wants me to be her big sister so i put my hand like a half inch from her cock and go “i’m not touching you! i’m not touching you” until she yells for the third trans girl pretending to be our mom and i mock her for being a baby

[hemipenal-system]

jokes aside all the fauxcest is sorta funny as someone who had very adversarial relationships with their siblings as a kid. realistic fauxcest where you walk into my bedroom without knocking so i whip a beanbag at your skull at mach fuck and nothing sexy happens

[hemipenal-system]

girls love to be big and soft and fluffy

[hemipenal-system]

“cuddly” and “slobbery” are also wonderful doglike attributes for girls to have

[byjove]

this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom

[bluttto]

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

[byjove]

almost all animals have set activity and rest patterns and this guy does whatever whenever

[puppygirlarmpitsweat]

"im eating for two" yeah mee too buddy me &n my headmate

[rambrandt-the-painter]

tumblr needs to add a feature that forces people to pass a test before they can comment on a post that way I can make them answer herpetology questions before they comment on scalie art

[valencians]

fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years

science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[andromeda708]

I am ashamed to say this, however the most accurate adaptation of the odyssey is that one family guy episode.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[catgirlmimikyu]

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

[catgirlmimikyu]

sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine

[abbys-derg-blog]

dragongirl head where your entire lower torso is in her mouth and her tongue is around your cock

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[andromeda708]

Petplay but im an exotic bird being smuggled across border lines

[drowsy-corpsegirl]

Oooh you want my knot in you so bad 🖤

[andromeda708]

This would fix me

[jimbles-archive]

[flower-kits]

They’re doing this to me later