I was told there would be fangirls

Likes: yoga, my wife, and whiskey.

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[fairycosmos]

for about a month in the early 2010s people used to say things like climate change is real and gay people deserve rights. does anyone remember this

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[processes]

minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)

substack

[gleerant]

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

[gleerant]

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have met the librarian

[screenshotsofdespair]

[writemeasandwich]

[mono-red-menace]

the two genders are yes or no

[mono-red-menace]

and im STILL nonbinary!

[mono-red-menace]

so call me maybe

[red-r0ver]

via @bagginshield

[so-many-ocs]

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

[wildspringday]

[quotespile]

“Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won’t either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You are here to risk your heart. You are here to be swallowed up.”

— Louise Erdrich, The Painted Drum

[phoolhearty]

Op! The rest of the quote!! That’s where your heart gets shredded and handed to you:

And when it happens that you are broken, or betrayed, or left, or death brushes near, let yourself sit by an apple tree and listen to the apples falling all around you in heaps, wasting their sweetness. Tell yourself you tasted as many as you could.

[victusinveritas]

"In Pieces but Still Holding It Together." By Bouke de Vries (2020).

See more of his stuff here.

[mewintheflesh2]

Babe are you okay? you reblogged “In Pieces by Still Holding It Together” By Bouke de Vries for the five hundredth time today.

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

The ones that have already been kintsugi’d…

[hollowboobtheory]

[patheticspineless]

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

[urmumsfan]

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

[beardedmrbean]

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[laceration-d0ll]

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE