Go forth and have no fear

I'm a very lazy blogger - Roxanne (she/her)/ 22/Québec/ - the x files, sitcoms, soft things, and writing-related posts, a lot of text posts because I'm always on the app - Saara and Erin are my magic beans - was hellodickspeight

[hellofoxmulder]

Me drunk at the end of the night : hey wait wait I want to tip you more I thought this would give more

Barman : you tipped well enough

Me : i insist you're kind

Barman : you're very very kind

Me going home thinking of stuff : why am I like this

[queeranne]

Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times.

[onlytwitterpics]

[hellofoxmulder]

me: walks into living room

tv: tonight on how its made

me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made

[limbel]

Dorks Mulder & Scully with glasses!

[silly-luv]

[royal-mortician]

opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

[openthedooritschip]

me: but how am i supposed to recognize depressive episodes

me: [avoids social contact with anyone for like 2 days, lies awake in bed for 12 hours and then a bathtub for 5, listening to podcasts and not thinking about anything]

me: if only there were obvious signs

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[christichris]

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

[digitalzzombie]

Great! How do I uninstall it?

[bitchontheprairie]

when people say you’re not a writer if you don’t write every single say – it’s total bs. i promise. i think about writing every single day – but i have to have periods when i am absorbing and feeling and not writing so that i can write; truthfully, honestly, from the heart.

[friendlydad-deactivated20130512]

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

[dexfiles]

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

[cryptiboy]

when you hear the words “say it aint so” do you first think of “all the small things” by blink-182 or “say it ain’t so” by weezer

[nausiccaa]

your fave is problematic: fox mulder

1. Believes in literally everything except 4 himself

2. Looks like a kicked puppy 99.9% of the time

3. Gives his TOTALLY PLATONIC fbi partner forehead kisses???? (Kill me)

4. Too fuckin tall + cries a lot

5. Wears turtlenecks w/ the sleeves rolled up

In conclusion: his first name is fucking fox just stay away, stay away and save yourself the heartache

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Jess Mariano + Egg rolls

[tullipsink]

don’t you ever just miss someone so much it hurts

[hellofoxmulder]

me 10 months of the year: my desire for material goods cannot be sated i want anything and everything buy me it all

me making my christmas list: ???get me some socks i guess