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Hello, I am ā© Duck ā©
In reality, I'm some straight Christian guy who found himself joining this website because it looked funny in the onlines.
I post about Christianity, computers, hermitcraft (mumbo, grian, scar, cleo), iskall (former hermitcraft member), musicals, stuff i'm up to (i.e. streaming on youtube), anything i have remote interest in, and anything that i find cool at the moment. B-day on feb 14.
Christian choral groups the moment I play an F#: "Praise him fr-"
Sin cgi pierde mucho
Sound on
It looks like it can't get any better, but I am begging you, turn the sound on
I don't know this sport.
smelting ore in my amazing digital furnace
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we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever š
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
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I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.
Pls let me share this beautiful tag with the masses milord
I just saw an acquaintance use "šš" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.
"grape" "sewer-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.
I'm tired of seeing people excuse algospeak because "corporations are making us do it." Why are we all letting them do that. The Internet is real life. Get mad about it.
Is it a common thing to greet your dentist by singing, "I can't feel my face when I'm with you?"
I mean, yes
Well, it should be
What if I can't feel my face but I *don't* like it?
I am a dentist and this is how people greet me all the time
I have dentures / my gums are bald
Remember when I said I was learning how to dye eggs for Christmas ornaments? Well I've gotten a lot more practice now:
Bilbo was declared dead while he was away in the Hobbit (and had to do a bunch of paperwork to get declared alive again) but thereās no indication he was formally declared dead after leaving the Shire, even though most people assumed he had died.
Therefore I posit: having a missing person declared dead in the Shire requires the consent of their next of kin. Whoever Bilboās next of kin was at the time of the Hobbit (possibly Otho? Iām not sure) had him declared dead at the first opportunity but Frodo refused to ever do it.
Frodo had anxious hobbit bureaucrats knocking on his door every couple of years likeĀ āMr Bagginsā¦ bleaseā¦ itās been 10 yearsā¦ he was eleventy-oneā¦ can we fill out his death certificate yetā and Frodo was likeĀ āabsolutely notā.
Early on he genuinely couldnāt bring himself too but after a while it was more that he enjoyed irritating the local magistrateās office than anything else.
I raise you: the hobbitish bureaucracy has no means to re-declare someone dead. They had no precedent to declare someone who was once-dead dead again. They would need the Thain, the Mayor, and the Master of Buckland to agree to changing the statute, and since the Thain and the Master are too amused by the whole henclucking that they havenāt gotten round to it just yet.
Iām upping the stakes with: last time Bilbo was declared dead when he was, in fact, not dead, they removed the law stating that you can have someone declared dead without a body, so when Bilbo left (happily aware of this legal loophole and snickering) he could never become legally dead again.
I am loving the implication here that Bilbo can literally never die in the eyes of the law. Heād love that.
a hobbit parent telling their kids the story of Mad Baggins and being likeĀ āthanks to a loophole in hobbit law heās technically still alive todayā
a hobbit child misinterprets this and lies awake at night worrying that Mad Baggins is still out there and will appear in their room without warningĀ
Alternatively: the laws for declaring somebody dead if theyāre missing for long enough are still in place, but the magistrates are just refusing to enforce them in this particular case.
After all, last time they declared Bilbo Baggins deadā which involved filling out all the paperwork necessary to declare somebody dead without a bodyā he had the rudeness to show up again, forcing them to do a lot more paperwork, and this time with an indignant Bilbo having a go at them while they did it.
As a result, the magistrates have decided that theyāre not going to declare Bilbo Baggins dead a second time unless they have a body, a coroners report explaining the cause of death, and a three day wake to make sure that he doesnāt get up and walk away again.
Centuries later, hobbit parents tell their children that Mad Baggins is forever gone from the shireā at least until the day when somebody is stupid enough to declare him legally dead, at which point legend states that he will immediately come marching back, demanding an explanation.
A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
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