Hello Kitty Rocks My Socks Off.

Hello, hello, there and welcome! I hope y'all enjoy your time here :D Honestly if you're here for specific Fandom and stuffs, I apologize. Really. This blog is such a mess. I have many interest and memes are life. Im really, really sorry to my followers ☹️

[msshadowqueen]

A Bug’s Life, 1998

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a bi coworker was recently talking about his ex and about how awful their marriage was because when they watched movies or read books she’d talk about how sexy the characters were and how this was really hurtful to him and then turned to me expecting me to agree and I was at a loss for how to respond. sir in my culture if your wife says she thinks legolas is super sexy then it is customary to commission her an erotic digital painting of legolas with his dick out. I have no advice for you.

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I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[transmechanicus]

Pitcher Plant Pussy Lore

[cipheramnesia]

New origin story for Two Face

[sapphic-twink]

To be fair he should have expected The Joker's pussy to do that

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To be fair he should

have expected The Joker’s

pussy to do that

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[lobotomy-lady]

I didn't eat any processed food for 3 days & I felt like shit the whole time now I just had one medium slushy from 7-11 & suddenly I feel great so basically I'm thinking that I have evolved beyond other humans, I'm in perfect symbiosis with the carcinogens I take in on a daily basis & my body will start to disintegrate at the atomic level if I try to be more healthy . Oh well!

[sewercentipede]

real

[wheeloffortune-design]

In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

[marlynnofmany]

That is a great point. Especially if you time travel to a period of Big Historical Events, when everybody's looking a little wild about the eyes.

"Hey, what month is it?"

"January already, can you believe it? I swear I was just at Pompeii, but no one's going there again."

[aphony-cree]

In the same vein:

Stumbling into a diner and asking "What town is this" isn't weird, the workers will think you're on a road trip

If you ask them "Where's the nearest Nano Deck?" they'll assume it's a shop they've never heard of and say "Sorry, I don't know where any of those are"

Going into a store and telling a cashier "I need pods for my comm device" will just get you a "Never heard of those, maybe try Radio Shack?"

I think the problem is that people who create sci-fi movies have never had to work customer service jobs

[pointnclick]

not huge on anime and i’ve never heard a vocaloid song in its entirety but every time i see miku i’m like yeah baby it’s miku that’s my friend miku

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