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I watched The Kissing Booth and the whole thing is extremely predictable and cheesy but let it be known that I ABSOLUTELY CRIED during the scene where Lee and Elle make up, I started crying when he put the quarters in for Elle and the screen said âPlayer 2âł my heart is m u s h
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students donât take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally âI summon.â Lumos? Fucking âlight.â Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus doesâ you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. Itâs called Levicorpus, it lifts someoneâs body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
Hermione ghost wrote this
just had the strangest encounter at the cvs photo counterâŠ. i was like âhi i had some photos printed through your websiteâ and the employee just said âso?â
âHi I had some photos printed through your websiteâ
CVS employee:
spiders. IN the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB!
I can only assume this is meant to be chanted to the rhythm of âuptown funk you up, uptown funk you upâ but I cannot begin to speculate as to why
Stop! Wait a minute.
Why my tub got these spiders in it?
HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE
perplexing that i, a gay, have not yet been kissed on this, the second day of gay month
The Good Place as John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous Quotes
Eleanor: âFourteen years ago, I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now Iâm afraid to get a flu shot. People change.â
Chidi: âCollege was like a four-year game show called Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep? But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000.â
Tahani: "i am six feet tall. i lower myself, i go, "hi. knock, knockâ⊠i say âknock, knockâ out loudâŠ.â
Jason: "i thought i would be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by nowâ
Janet: âI donât know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room.â
Michael: âbrush your teeth and drink orange juice. thatâs lifeâ
Happy Pride Month Everyone!
hey quick question, why is it that frequently when guys find out that i, a human woman, know how to drive a stick shift their reaction is legit something akin to âyou are the most perfect and impressive woman ever in the world, i will now make you my brideâ
like thanks, i didnât learn to drive so i could impress you?? also i doubt you react to dudes who know how to drive stick shifts with this level of incredulity?? go fuck a car
sirens wouldnât work on lesbians bc theyâd be serenading us and weâd be like âoh she just means it as a friend! sheâs being nice :)â
Me when I first started my job (1 month ago): *says absolutely nothing about my sexual orientation*
Me this week: Omg that girl that just walked in is so gorgeous. Yeah thereâs this girl I wish I could date, but she lives in a different state. Did I tell you about this pretty girl Iâm talking to? Oh youâre going to see a Gay Movie (TM)? Tell me how it is because I definitely want to see it too because have I mentioned Iâm into girls???
âWonâtâ is the boldest fucking contraction like it really Did That. Just went for it, no shame.
Will Not took one look at Donât and thought yeah baby need me some of that
The Lizzie Bennet Diaries + Tumblr Text Posts
Darcy : Iâve been dropping subtle hints that I like her.
*walks over to Lizzie*
Darcy : I canât stand you
tonight i worked a schmancy schmoozin-and-boozin fundraising event and i learned something very important.
sober rich people: condescending. dismissive. annoyed by the person handing them a glass of free champagne as they enter the door
drunk rich people: just the nicest! friendly. gracious. will happily banter with the person handing them a gift bag as they leave
i arrive in the 80s
world: ruled
rains in africa: blessed
dreams: made
love: tainted
me: taken on
it: felt in the air tonight
everything: counted in large amounts
silence: enjoyed
land: confused
time: big
lonely heart: owned
fire: started
but it wasnât us
dust: bitten by another one
some sugar: poured on me
my breath: taken away
whip: cracked
crack: stepped on
it: whipped good
heart: shot through
you: to blame
love: given a bad name
the summer: cruel
the wolf: hungry
something about you: so right
streets: unnamed
beds: burning
nasty boys: unchanged
yourself: found
wife: beautiful
house: beautiful
Papa: preaching
Time: after
Jesseâs Girl: not mine
radio star is forcibly removed by video
man: has anyone ever told you youâre beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papĂ forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
