[kristina100000]

the lonely idgafer starts giving a fuck late at night

[miiilowo]

I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

[thatsbelievable]

[nora-barnacle]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

[romanceyourdemons]

when i was a kid, every collection of books—large or small, public or private—had at least one small grubby volume called “fifty japanese fairy tales” “african folk tales” “who’s a-knockin at my door and other scary stories” “haunting mysteries of the sea” “golden threads: slavic fairy stories” “the unabridged grimm’s fairy tales,” and that book would contain at least one short story bizarre and haunting enough to permanently rewire your brain. and babey i was a fucking bloodhound hunting them down

[nitw]

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[6qubed]

I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out

[jerseyclown]

i hate being an adult because no matter how hard you try your house is never ever ever ever ever clean

[girlmostlikely]

Kindness is love with its work boots on

[outofcontextarthur]

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[zoesupreme]

you have to appreciate the irony of the massive Christopher Nolan biopic about the guy who developed the nuclear weapons that were dropped on Japan getting surpassed by the low budget Japanese kaiju movie about the survivors guilt of the people who survived those bombings and the threat of further US imperialism

[animentality]

[sirartwork]

[bongwaterer]

[gigglepuffpixie]

[noodles-07]

what if horses wrote AITA posts

[thegentlemanstar]

#kicked a man in the face because he left my line of sight. AITA? (via @im-a-goat-in-disguise)