hell's-gatekeeper

Member of various fandoms, dying inside, animal lover, big fan of bad puns

[hells-gatekeeper]

I don’t know how long I’ve been in the house now but I do know that I have not worn a bra in at least 2 weeks

[hells-gatekeeper]

I like to think of the Jonas Brothers as a cult whose slogan is ‘join us brothers.’

#jonasbrothers #cults #slogan

[ka039]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

[officialtonystarkprotectionsqua]

PLEASE REBLOG

[bee-w1tched-deactivated20230915]

REBLOGGING

[hells-gatekeeper]

Way too important not to

[hells-gatekeeper]

And once again I am confused my Men™

[bgb16999]

Reblog if your blog is ace/aro friendly...

So that I can follow you. 

[rip-paramour]

HELL YEAH IT IS

[hells-gatekeeper]

Abso-fucking-lutely

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[hells-gatekeeper]

My friend and I do this so much and it still makes me happy every time I hear it!

[camelot1967]

fake crime podcast. it’s a podcast with ideas for crimes no one has tried yet

[hells-gatekeeper]

Would genuinely listen to this

[thelatestkate]

October 2019 Illustrations  ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ

[hells-gatekeeper]

This makes me very happy!!

[hells-gatekeeper]

I think mini roll wrappers are severely underrated

[peanutbutterpringles]

Ok this was adorable, how can people hate her :3

[spideylilparker]

[peterflopker]

She’s a goddess, you guys are just Mean

[zee-enby]

I love her so much

[hells-gatekeeper]

This is perfect on so many levels

[hells-gatekeeper]

Jesus fucking christ on a bloody cruise ship, my english teacher just had the fucking audacity to eat an entire apple in front of me. A whole apple. As in, he ate the fucking core of the damn apple, stalk included. I cannot verbally express how disgusted I am. Please save me.

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Tony’s development over the years.

[hells-gatekeeper]

Oh my precious baby

[ahotpeaceofshit]

[hells-gatekeeper]

This is a solid mood

[roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg]

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

[peachdisco]

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

[reikah-deactivated20190906]

every time i see this post i’m reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony

like, what other song can make that claim?

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Some of the highlights of that video include:

The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what they’re all doing

So many people audibly ‘doing the guitar parts’… like ya do

The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)

How they all start jumping at the ramp-up “so you think you can stomp me”

Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final “ooooo”s and the last line to close the song

[mosscoveredcorpse]

Wasn’t this also the one that was the largest concert ever being broadcast all over the world

[just-bog-things]

The GSA at my school held a dance for the GSA’s of Huntington and not many other-district kids showed up, but at the end we all screamed bohemian rhapsody and popped balloons. It was a wild fucking experience. Just a school gym full of tired high school gays screeching bohemian rhapsody at the top of our lungs.

[zee-enby]

Will I ever not cry when anyone starts talking about Queen / Freddie? Probably not. I will cry forever.

[hells-gatekeeper]

This is so damn beautiful

[hells-gatekeeper]

Got pissed off by an idiot who kept on making the same point in an argument whilst completely ignoring any valid argument from my side, so made this because I’m unbelievably petty. :)

[hells-gatekeeper]

Please forgive the shitty ‘editing’, I’m lazy and useless

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[taylsthetrap]

Have I already re-blogged this? Probably, do I care? no.

[hells-gatekeeper]

I will gladly do so