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mothman is not scary. That’s just a big guy with wings. You know what would make Mothman SCARY? Give him dust. Make him sort of constantly disintegrate like moths do. Make him shed those toxic wing scales. I would run so fast.

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Unfortunately this would probably lower mothman’s sex appeal, as no one wants dusty sex. But sacrifices must be made

mothman is not scary. That’s just a big guy with wings. You know what would make Mothman SCARY? Give him dust. Make him sort of constantly disintegrate like moths do. Make him shed those toxic wing scales. I would run so fast.

#mothman

crowcolonthree

It's been said that during the set up time for a live concert in 1972, fans saw a mysterious glow eminate from behind the curtains of the stage. Some fans speculate this may have been Ringo Starr "activating" his Elf Stones, which are powerful magical artifacts awarded to him by elves.

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common misconception! Stageworkers and other witnesses have claimed that Ringo Starr did not have the Elf Stones on his person at the time. Sources say the “mysterious glow” was actually light from a high elf’s magic blast, as they tried to threaten Ringo for the location of the Elf Stones.

#Ringo starr’s elf stones

Pianogirl (girl who is a piano) taking Rush E shots

#Rush E #girls #12 years too late

headspace-hotel

I’ve been reading about werewolves on Wikipedia and I just have to say. “Werewolves are warriors that descend into hell to fight demons” kicks unbelievable amounts of ass as a concept

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this takes “all dogs go to heaven” to the next level

#werewolf

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Hard wife happy life

#Has no business having less than 10k notes #What is this

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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

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it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest

freebagels

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clouds are the bush of the sky

#It’s fine without it #But once there #Hwooooo mama #Clouds

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friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

charl0ttan

"class today we'll be introducing ourselves to the fae"

kid named :

apolladay

What category is your last name?

Son of some guy ("Johnson", "O'Brien", etc)

Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)

Place/town ("Hill", "del Valle", etc)

Nickname/attribute ("Short", "Goodman", etc)

Hyphenated/multiple of the above

Other (describe in the tags!)

Unsure/results

Remaining time: 43 minutes

#Colour #specifically yellow #Chinese surnames based on nothing and no one we all just picked a random character we liked and said #Yea this bad boy is going to be my family symbol #But this should probably be an option #cracker barrel ass website

what a nice Monday evening. Time to lie in MY OWN bed, in MY OWN room, in MY OWN house with a dull ache in my heart and a ringing in my ears thinking repeatedly “I want to go home”

#My poast #hmmm #not good #I think

everytime I get into a new hyperfixation and dive headfirst into the tag I see alllll the same familiar names as my main dash. And then I smirk and pat myself on the back and go yeaaaaa I followed the right people

#it’s just media a target audience likes I guess

sam-keeper

I don't care if Rock Is A Lady's Modesty is yuri bait, it clearly knows what sex is, and knows that lesbians do in fact fuck, which puts it above some actual yuri I've watched.

also Lilisa has trans girl energy 👍