sold my soul for a UR

inactive || obey me incorrect quotes || ari || she/they || main: @chaotic-greed

[hellsauce-noodles]

[Trying out human-world traditions]

Asmo, standing with MC under a doorway: You know the rules, you have to kiss under the mistletoe~ ;)

MC:

MC: That is a piece of lettuce.

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hii sorry for the radio silence y'all

as you've probably guessed, i'm here to announce that i'm no longer gonna be posting on this blog

i both have sort of lost interest in keeping up this blog, and also need to focus on school now that i have more work this year

anyways i'm really grateful to everyone who's enjoyed the posts i made while this blog was active!! y'all are super cool

this is hellsauce signing out

(and if you'll miss me too much, my main blog is @chaotic-greed if you wanna see me scream about things other than obey me)

have a good mammon day everyone!!

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enstars out of context

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oh fuck apparently happy ele is taking down the translations on the enstars wiki

no posts for a while!! i must spend every waking hour catching up on all the event stories for the next few days

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i read 12 whole event stories today

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Mammon: If you get bitten by a shark, bite it back

Mammon: You'll probably still die but the shark will be like "lol what"

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Solomon: When I was "7" I was in a hospital for a few months for a secret reason. My aunt brought me a snake to make me feel better, I tried to eat it but my mother slapped it out of my hand and it got away :( We never found it. His name was Slippy.

Satan: This has so many questions around it. Why did you try to eat the snake? Why was the hospital visit secret? Was it secret to you as well? Why are there quotation marks around the number 7?? As if you weren't actually seven?? This is so upsetting. Thank you.

Solomon: :)

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oh fuck apparently happy ele is taking down the translations on the enstars wiki

no posts for a while!! i must spend every waking hour catching up on all the event stories for the next few days

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Lucifer: *sighs for 3 years straight*

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[Phone call]

Caller: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Satan, handing the phone to his cat: It's for you

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hm i got up super early today so theoretically i should be tired earlier too

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[Playing video games together]

Solomon: Also you're on fire

Levi: Aw thank you

Solomon: :)

Levi: OH YOU MEANT LITERALLY

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Belphie: Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

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Levi: Saw a guy in Starbucks today.

Levi: No phone, no tablet, no laptop.

Levi: He just sat there.

Levi: Drinking coffee.

Levi: Like a Psychopath.

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Solomon: Laughter? Ha...it's not even in the top five best medicines.

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Levi: I am once again thinking about the fact that they used so much fake blood on Hannibal that mold start growing on the bottom of the sets. Like that means something right?

Levi: Something something this place is rotting from the weight of the blood spilled here etc etc

Satan: I was thinking something something OSHA violation but I like the poetic thing better

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[RAD Announcements]

Diavolo: Yes, we acknowledge that it is deeply problematic for the Bag Man to float outside of our windows, holding his blood-stained Bag, waiting for us to sleep. Definitely not ok. We are working on resolving the issue.

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Solomon: Well technically, a tomato is a fruit because it contains teeth and pulsates when sung to.

Simeon and Luke: *deeply concerned*