Hellsite Refugee

I'm real I promise

[hellsiterefugee]

I'm told I need an obligatory "not a bot" post so, welcome to that.

[mechamothgirl]

[obsidiannebula]

I feel that this is important to add

[hellsiterefugee]

sorry, I only play video games made by and for a niche group of autistic people

[tropiyas]

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

[dweebspace]

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

[jame7t]

So i noticed a lot of you are still posting. It seems the blood curse did not operate as intended.

[primarining]

yeah I don't have any blood

[dailyquests]

Finish the Dishes and Laundry Forever.

[durbikins]

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

[gaxhar]

That sounds like a good way to get shot

[durbikins]

lol what are you, a gun cuck? can’t kill a man with your own hands?

[parliamentaryinquiry]

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

[5centappointment]

i wish the period blood came out all at once like a shotgun blast

[criminalizegolf]

[strawberrynesquikphilosophies]

[sunshinetomorrow]

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)