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Fanfic poll #3, but instead, it's the songs that inspired the titles!
Abel's Breakdown
Amygdalaâs Rag Doll
Catabolic Seed
Crashin' A Wedding
I Can't Help But Wonder
If that world exists,
Oh Millie
There Is No Name
thinking about lilith's potential va's and. yall im basic im stuck between eden espinosa and susan egan.
on one hand, susan gave us a morally grey mother with a complicated relationship with the protagonist and haunted the narrative for a good while so she could very well do it again. (rose quartz our icon.
on the other hand, if lilith is voiced by eden espinosa, think about the potential new context of Nothing Left to Lose a duet between her and jeremy jordan.
the POTENTIAL, everyone, just think about it. there is a mental animatic in my brain already
hey folks! fic poll number two was decided, and its result has been written!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77409396
I hope you all like it!
- Archive
To the tiktokers making edits of that one female cover of Vox Dei but replacing Vox with Charlie, I see you, I respect your vision, but for your consideration:
Charlie's rage being directed not at Heaven, but at her mother because she's found out where Lillith's been all these years.
I think itd give the "motherfucking queen of hell" line more OOMPH
another poll about writing a hazbin fic!
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I had a lot more ideas :3
Salutations to those who find my mad ravings entertaining! You may remember that emoji poll I posted a while ago to decide what fic I was gonna write.
Well here it is!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/75738936
I hope you enjoy :3
poll about writing a hazbin fic but I stole the spotify bit
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Various shitposts i thought of while watching season 2
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Vaggi: So I'm thinking maybe Valerie could be a good name. It means valor and it ends in -ie so it wouldn't be too hard for people to get used to it.
Charlie: All good points! And maybe we could call you Val for short!
Angel: (undertale death sound effect)
Charlie: (REGRET) Oh. Right.
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Emily, rushing in to stop Sera from locking down Heaven: Sera! What in the name of the Speaker are you doing?!
Sera, who recently found out the century long genocide was for nothing, scared as hell that either Heaven is in danger or that she'll have to kill more Sinners again, has to keep Lute from starting a war with little to no help, and on the verge of a mental breakdown from the pressure of being the only real authority figure Heaven has due to Abel and St. Peter having no aura and the Speaker only showing up when the plot calls for it:
Sera: MY FUCKING BEST.
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Abel, waddling in: Sera don't be mad but Lute is breaking all my dad's stuff and she sang a whole musical number about. well. You know the Old Testament? She wants to do that but to all of hell. And I dunno how to tell her that in 2025 that's called a war crime.
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Abel: Boy I sure do love being good at everything and everyone telling me how good I am at everything!
Abel: (Gets murdered due to Cain's jealousy)
Abel: Ok that wasn't. Good. Maybe I won't take a solid stance on anything and I won't try to have any presence. Maybe people will like me that way!
Lute: SHUT UP ABEL! Adam didn't even fucking like you!
Abel:
Abel: I CAN'T WIN
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St. Peter: So I know Lute was being mean but like. Can we make me the official mascot of Heaven? (Holds up a shirt with his face on it)
Sera: No we cannot! Heaven already has a symbol!
St. Peter: Oh really? Who?
Sera:
Sera: Peter.
Sera: (points at The Last Supper, specifically Jesus) You cannot be this stupid. You knew him when you were both HUMAN, for the Speaker's sake.
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St. Peter: Helllllo Mr. Slithers!
Sir Pentious: Mr. St. Peter, that is not my name-
St. Peter: Uh huh, just got one question. So we went over how spiritually you got into Heaven, but physically how did you get in? No one told me that part.
Sir Pentious: Oh! Well, I died, again, it was all black for a little bit, then I floated up into a room where the Seraphim were.
St. Peter, whose job security depends on there being only one way into Heaven and him guarding it: ...
St. Peter: Ok so you're not gonna say shit to anybody-
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Charlie: I just don't understand how to get through to the Sinners! These techniques work for human pastors on Earth, my research said so. Angel, what am I doing wrong? What do human pastors do that I'm not?
Angel Dust:
Angel Dust: (internally) Do not say molest kids do not say molest kids she is hanging on by a thread and this would only make it worse Anthony I swear to god do NOT say molest kids-
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Lute: (yelling in the Speaker's face)
The Speaker: (internally) Oh good heavens when was the last time this child did laundry. She smells like rotting corpses and... oh good lord that's Adam's scent. Why did he smell like that. Why does SHE smell like that. I can see Adam's blood on her skirt. Do we not have washing machines.
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Valentino: Ah yes. Me, my boyfriend, and his ex that he keeps tied up in the corner.
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Charlie: Niffty please say something nice about the hotel or I might kms.Â
Niffty: Ok! (Then proceeds to describe the hotel as the most disgusting place ever and the only nice things she says are in Japanese)
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Vox: Hey there angels, itâs me, ya boy.
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Sera, looking at Vox: Oh. Oh thatâs the consequences of my actions.
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Sir Pentious: Iâm about to explain mortality to an immortal being in the only way I know how. SONG!
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Alastor: If I canât use my arms to traumatize people, Iâll use my LEGS! (then proceeds to bend his knee UPWARDS)
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Baxter: Who needs stable employment! I have friends who fold my blankets the right way and a girlfriend who matches my freak!
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(If Shok.wav could speak)
Shok.wav: Dad does Heaven have fish flakes.
Vox: If they donât Iâll force them to make them just for you.
Shok.wav: LETâS FUCKING GO!
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Rosie, feeling Alastorâs soul contract break: Goddamn it they left me out of the plot again.
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Vox: (having a suicidal episode)
Valentino: (flip flopping between finding that hot and moping that heâs not the center of Voxâs attention anymore)
Velvette: And they say I exaggerate when I say Iâm the backbone of the Vees.
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Adam, in the double afterlife: Is someone praying to me?
Adam: HOLY SHIT! Abelâs aura farming hard core! Just like his old manâŚ
Adam: Ok fine Iâll be nice just this once. (shows up to intimidate Lute)
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(This one came as a result of me saying Charlie's name too many times)
Charlie Morningstar: -And that's how everything's been. Vox almost took the sinners to war, my dad's recovering from being used as a battery, Emily got her wing blown off, but at least things turned out alright in the end. How have things been in your world Charlie?
Charlie Dompler: Oh you know, the usual. I watched Mother Nature kill Moth Man because I littered and told her he did it.
Charlie the Unicorn:...
Charlie the Unicorn: I found a music box. It played a nice song.
(crawls out of a crater) how we doing folks. I had to type little footnotes of my thoughts because there was just so much to cover and then type it up later. Here goes the ramblings of the Archivist.
A-papa-pology is adorable.
VOX WAS A BRUNETTE?? I legit thought he was gonna have black hair but points for giving him a rectangular vibe.Â
Of course he was a weatherman. Wouldnât you want to become god weather boy.
I really like the idea of Vox using studio equipment for his kills. It really helps to set up the contrast between him and Alastor. Alastor always used his own weapons for his kills, while Vox borrowed from his environment. It also adds to the theme of him copying other people for his own goals.
Of course his last name was Whittman.Â
I really thought Vox would be a straight up televangelist (and it might be implied and Iâm too dense) but I like the whole âgod of entertainmentâ thing. He wants the network to be run according to his interests and focused on him, not even referencing Christianity. He needs everything to fall exactly to his vision.
The visual of the TV landing on Voxâs head and electrocuting him fucks.
Angel may be in the worst place but he got the fit
I really like that when Charlie and Husk see him on TV, itâs not a huge blow up at Angel seemingly betraying them, theyâre just sad that they seemingly failed him to the point of willingly going back to his abuser.
Bad tickle made me giggle more than it had any right to.
THEY SENT ST. PETER ROTATING. I wonder how heâs been considering Heavenâs security this season. He wasnât with the gift basket squad, and even with Hell and Heaven on the brink of war, people are still dying, so St. Peterâs still gotta let people in.Â
What deflected the laser beam to the Extermination Tower?
Considering that the Elder Angels had no idea about the Extermination, and the way the Winners were murmuring, how horrified do you think they were when Vox threatened them with Extermination when they didnât even know about the first.
Didnât expect Sera to straight up bird scream but yâknow what the situation called for it.Â
Listen Sera I get it. Adam was objectively the worst and Lute is a walking red flag so you want someone the exact opposite of them. But was there really no other option?? You put someone who has zero military training in charge of your entire military?! If Abel and St. Peter get to exist in this universe, why canât we use Michael or something?
Who is Sera praying to?? Girl you ARE the higher power
Not Abel being a little right about them both having good points. Like Hell is openly getting ready to fuck them up so itâs not unreasonable to be ready to fight but genocide should be the last resort.
âWell Iâm rather stealthy. And everyoneâs busy screaming right now.â Someone make that an incorrect quote.
PENTIOUS FLYING LETâS GO
One of my favorite tropes in media is immortal beings learning about humanityâs flaws by experiencing those flaws themselves, so Sera and Pentiousâs part, mwah
Say what you will about Alastor, you canât deny his ragebait game.
AW WHAT THE FUCK. DID ALâS LEGS ENTER A NEW STAGE OF EVOLUTION DUE TO HIS ARMS BEING TIED DOWN.
Oh hey KeeKee i was wondering where you went
Oh Baxter. How you demonstrate exactly why we need more than eight episodes. Donât get me wrong, him being willing to fuck over his boss because they folded his blankets the exact way he likes it is funny but câmon! They shoved him in the basement for a good chunk of season 2! Let him bond with more of the cast! Explore those dynamics!
Also weâre in agreement that was Niffty right. She seems to be the only housekeeper the hotel has. Come to think of it we need to give her more credit. Her song is about how gross and dirty the hotel is but is there any other cleaning staff? Not to mention the fact that the hotel was designed with the hopes of at least the majority of sinners choosing redemption. And excluding the few who might choose to room together, thatâs an individual hotel room for each possible sinner. Do we have any idea how many rooms that only Niffty is cleaning? And Niffty still finds energy to do specific tasks, like folding Baxterâs blankets exactly the way he likes it.Â
TL;DR This season put more respect on Nifftyâs name and Iâm here for it.
Baxterâs singing voice is mwah, again, he deserved more screentime!
you will not make me feel bad for valentino. Itâs an interesting character angle but iâm not giving him sympathy.
I have to say, Valentino and Velvette started off as one of the weaker duos in my mind, but I like what this season is doing with them. Velvette is the one who keeps his feet on the ground when heâs off being a lovesick fool.
Abel once again is lowkey right. Like heâs funny during this scene but dawg if I had no military training and got told Iâve gotta go down to hell and fight demons Iâd be panicking too.
Overall I really like When I Think About The Future. It fits a specifc genre of âcharacters getting ready to fuck shit upâ that only Ready As Iâll Ever Be fit before.
That frame of Niffty saying she can protect Baxter looked cooler than it had any right to be.
Vaggie. The hubris. This cannon fires the only thing that can permanently kill you. You need a plan Vagatha-Â
I really like that Voxâs electricity can manifest as a shark, but why is this the only time heâs using it?? Who is trying to impress??
When did they have the time to make a PowerPoint?? Did Charlie make it or Baxter?? Considering Baxterâs beef with Pentious, I doubt he would, but the mental image of Charlie asking him to make a PowerPoint all about his ex while theyâre on a time crunch is very funny.
THEY FUCKING MUTED HIM. Based, you funky little fish man.
Niffty and Baxterâs whole thing is literally the âPress the Buttonâ bit from Portal 2. Iykyk
NIFFTY GETS A SOLO FIGHT SCENE LETâS FUCKING GO.
Cherri is this not the first time youâve had to break Angel out of V Tower. Did you use a sack the other times or was it just for Angel to puke it.
I love that Baxter wasnât even injured, no, the reason he broke away from the plan was to cheer Niffty on and watch her kick Velvetteâs ass. You can pry madmaid from my cold dead hands.
THIS IS WHAT HEâS USING THE FAVOR FOR?? My god Alastor. I respect the 4 dimensional chess.
BOSS FORM VOX?? PRETTY PLEASE
Touch-repulsed alastor ftw!! I thought something was off about his little radio screech when Vox put his hands on his shoulders and I knew it!!
Vox why are you surprised Alastor used wordplay against you. Not even the fact that heâs a demon in hell, heâs the Radio Demon. His medium is literally built on words, what else did you expect.
RADIOSILENCE REMATCH AND VOXâS FINAL FORM FUCK YEAH!!
Husk youâve been spending too much time with Charlie. The magic of friendship canât fix hypnosis.
I love Huskâs stage magician shit :))
SHOK.WAV MY BELOVED⌠heâs literally the best demon shark in the world, coming to save his dad.Â
You know Iâve been wondering how theyâre gonna turn Hell against Vox and. Well Vox firing a permadeath cannon all over the place. Yep thatâll do it.
MY GOD. VELVETTEâS BALD. SHEâS BALD AND SHE TORTURES PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAIR.
AND HERE COMES NIFFTY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
Oh I love Velvette falling into individual doll pieces.
Oh yeah the plot convenient orb. I keep forgetting Heaven just has that.
So like is Velvette already bald. Like she used some magic to regain her hair but like did she spawn into Hell bald and had to figure out her hair spell.Â
âVox is losing his shitâ What gave it away, the villain laughing or the firing of a permadeath cannon everywhere.
Carmilla I love you but it should not have taken you long to realize your daughters would not be safe under Vox. You should have seen the red flags when that man rolled up to your house with a sombrero.
Who the fuck said âIâll be back for season threeâ??
Dude I love that Sera has faith in Pentious even when Emily is in danger. It really shows how far sheâs come.
Why would you send Lute. This is why we have 15 minutes left. I was wondering why we had 15 minutes left when â of the main villains were defeated. This is why.
Everyone say thank you Velvette
Damn. I kinda wanted to see him fly.
Vox youâre Valentinoâs drawing tablet now as punishment, I donât make the rules.
Ok so weâre just gonna drop that Nifftyâs magic. I mean Iâm here for it but what kind of magic is that? It kind of looks like lines on a map??
Guys we have 15 minutes left it is not the finale. Why are we singing like itâs the end credits.Â
Dawg it should not have taken this long to give Abel a solo, that man is the Fall Out Boy! Also, fun fact; I did grow up listening to Fall Out Boy but when I heard Abel sing in When I Think ABout The Future, I didnât register it as Fall Out Boy, oh no no no. I recognized him as another cartoon singer, from another cartoon with questionable writing, albeit more kid friendly. Thatâs right, I was a SVTFOE child, and I deadass went âRUBERIOT?â
Please tell me Lute does more in Season 3. Praying that theyâre doing the same thing they did with the Vees of setting her up early, focusing on another villain for the season, and then teasing her with the last episode for next season.
Ok so all overlords are magic, makes sense, but was Niffty an overlord? What did she do? Why did she sell her soul? GIVE US THE NIFFTY LORE DAMN IT!
And the Rosie lore too, she is incredibly worried about the castâs safety for some reason. I just want more women lore in general.
Aw Niffty being a lovebug <3 If I can figure out what itâs about Iâm definitely writing a MadMaid fic in the future.
HUSK WILTING LIKE A FLOWER AND WITHDRAWING INTO HIS WINGS LEAVE ME ALONE.
Angel really started this season in a good place and went exclusively downhill from there huh
HE DOESNâT EVEN HAVE FAT NUGGETS WITH HIM FUCK OFF.
Vaggi? With no E? Really? They hyped up Vaggi changing her name all season, and this is the result? I mean itâll make changing her name in tags easier but jeepers. A meta joke about Vivienne/Vivzie was right there, câmon!
No credit to Velvette? She quite literally dragged Val there.
Oh I really like Emilyâs prosthetic wingâŚ
YES LUTE ANTAGONISM!
Damn they should call her Lilith Cliffhanger instead of Morningstar
What up hoes. Where we last left off, Charlie had fucked up her relationships and reputation, Alastor surrendered, and Vox was #normal. How can things get better? How can they get worse? Letâs find out.
Or; I watched the latest episodes. Hereâs what I thought.
Someone who knows the witchcraft that is digital art, I have a pitch for you.
Stop from Mean Girls as an animatic between Angel and Charlie. It is literally what needs to happen for her.
Salutations everybody! I just watched both new episodes of Season 2, and hear are my thoughts!
This is gonna be a lot longer than my first post, mainly because I wrote that when I was done, compared to this one, which I actively updated as I went on
Headcanon that Abel used to be really outgoing and confident (since in the Bible he was described as great at everything) but after Cain had his little. incident, he withdrew a lot and only got worse due to his only support seeming to be Adam and well. Adam is Adam.
Just watched the latest episodes of season two, and my thoughts
1) LOVE that Vaggie is looking into changing her name as a sign of recovery from Adam.
2) The Speaker's design eats. I love the little scrolls as her tail.
3) Y'know I kinda like that Pentious's sin was him not speaking up, it works well for his character. And it kind of makes sense that it damned him to hell considering that they never figured out who Jack the Ripper was. Like Pentious knew his face and name but didn't speak up. He's likely the only person in Hellaverse canon who knows his true identity and the knowledge died with him. A prolific serial killer never got caught and his name was lost to history. I can see that being a sin worth damning.
3.5) you think pentious ever met Jack the ripper in hell.
4) LOVE Sera's inner conflict here. She honestly isn't sure what to do here because it's a complicated situation. Hell is full of dangerous people who do want revenge on Heaven, we saw that in episode 1, but Pentious is living (well, dead) proof that they can change and be redeemed if they choose. If anyone can potentially be redeemed, then it isn't ethical to slaughter the bunch.
5) Love Lute's mental spiral <33 love it when women get worse. Also Sera I get you don't know what you're doing but c'mon. Lute is actively tweaking out and Abel has the backbone of a chocolate eclair. He can't even ask for a guitar from her how the fuck is he gonna keep her from starting world war 3.
6) Also love the knowledge that Vox was a cult leader when he was alive!! It makes him a lot more interesting.
Overall I really like what they're doing so far, especially with the female characters. A lot of the time I was yelling "I LOVE WOMEN".
Manifesting Niffty gets more character moments this season, especially considering her semi celebrity status after killing Adam and the fact that there's a song with a broom and cockroach emoji, that's gotta be a Niffty song.
happy aro visibility day to all my fellow arospecs out there!!!!
that's just how he normally sleeps vox. sorry.
I spent my break making this stupid comic instead of doing pride art. enjoy
(if you couldn't tell yes, vox intentionally booked a room with a single bed with the intention of making an "only one bed" situation so he can bed-share with alastor. it failed.)
(semi-based on this ask from a bit ago)