Rick @hellworld2019 - Tumblr Blog

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

unlawfulroach

[does normal stuff but in a manner that makes it obvious there is something wrong with my brain]

cilly-murphy

deputychairman

this is what I mean when I say the witcher is like bbc merlin but they can say fuck

HELLWORLD 2020 BABY

chickenstab

of course one of my fiancé‘s first courses of action would be this. of course it would

sovietnam

mork-borg

tinybed

thanks. i really needed this

tinybed

im gonna cowboy up god willin

iniro

would you let him into your town

#superbowlliv #babynut #mr peanut #baby peanut

pochowek

Me when I crawl through the thick underbrush of the local woods and come across a live unexploded landmine

paxamericana

there’s a generation of young democrats whose entire exposure to primary politics is the absolutely sterile 2016 race, and they’re all under the mistaken impression that primaries are supposed to be “nice” and there’s also a whole cadre of party functionaries who stand to gain from maintaining this facade.

paxamericana

in 2008 the clinton campaign leaked this photo to the press, and when they caught heat for it, they implied that obama was racist for calling them out

the-memedaddy

wagahai-da

activist: i think everyone should have basic necessities

american filmmakers writing villains as propaganda: i think everyone should have basic necessities! *pulls out evil weaponry* and i will kill specifically your schoolchildren to do it!