[depsidase]

[pridefulsuggestion]

you don’t have to know what’s happening to survive it.

[pointnclick]

ants in the microwave

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[tinysport-deactivated20210828]

[elle-eedee]

[squareallworthy]

[pastel-papercut]

[sweetassapphic]

who wore it best?

[corporationkills]

crazy frog is just normal frog to the joker

[valtsv]

i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.

[aletheyass]

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

[professionalbeard]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lunariancolony]

amongus

[marcitlali]

every nasty ass mf @ subways

yeah let me Get uhh italian breast milk butter bussy footling with hella mustard eggs and pickles and toast it. and drizzle vinegars and applesauce.now when you get ya spoon tweet spoon. yeah i want olives on it but put them in your pussy first .. yeah daddy likes that… and light mayo. thanks

[whitecop]

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

[ed-longshanks]

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

[jeekoftheweek]

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

[barrenwomb]

obsessed with baby capybaras

[blackpyrefly]

rat pupy unlimited

[astraldemise]

do you think if robots came out in 2015 instead of 2005 that this guy would have been one of the inescapable tumblr sexymen like the onceler or humanized bill cipher

[fruitsoftheape100]

How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away